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Godman Tries To ‘Debunk’ E=mc^2 Formula With His Homemade Theory, Gets Massively Trolled

byPramit Chatterjee
18th September 2018
2 minute read

People who have studied science probably think it’s just a bunch of weirdos publishing weird theories based on their own mumbo jumbo. That’s why we’ve gems in India who’ve tried their own version of science by suggesting Darwin’s theory is false. Or by advising women to eat a certain kind of mango in order to give birth to boys. Or by saying that peahens don’t reproduce, they give birth by swallowing a peacock’s tears. And as if we hadn’t had enough of that, Swami Nithyananda is here to challenge Albert Einstein.

During one of his usual sessions, controversial Godman Swami Nithyananda sat down to prove that E is not equals to mc^2. And his theory was as confusing as you expected it to be.

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“E equals to not mc^2. Cannot be mc^2. What is mc^2? The difference between intensity and continuity. What is energy? What is matter? Matter is continuity, energy is intensity. What do you call matter? Anything continue. What do you call energy? Anything intense. The intensity and continuity is separate for a non-veg crooked brain which has seen only ups and downs. Only a vegetarian brain which can retain the experience continously without losing the intensity can understand ‘m’ and ‘c’ is not ‘mc’. It’s mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmc.”

 

I honestly can’t even make that up.

You can watch the video here:

Netizens who saw and heard this were baffled and wanted to acquire Nithyananda’s confidence level.

1. Ain’t that true?

2. *channels inner Keanu Reeves*

3. He has surpassed him already.

4. Accurate.

https://twitter.com/Rgohel09/status/1041611875698372608

5. It’s called stupidity.

6. We all do, my friend, we all do.

7. All the best with that.

8. Amen to that.

9. Genius. What were you thinking?

10. Stahp!

Swami Nithyananda hasn’t obviously scratched the surface of Einstein’s mass-energy equivalence formula, let alone debunk it. But what he has done is instilled a deep sense of hatred for the words ‘intensity’ and ‘continuity’.

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