17 Ways To Teach Your Boyfriend A Lesson After A Fight

I’ve had so many fights with my boyfriend that I’ve got this one down pat. I’m sure if you’ve been with yours for more than a year, you know exactly what I’m talking about. But this is for all the girls who’ve just gotten out of the honeymoon period and landed in the middle of relationship Ayodhya.

Okay, so it’s a known fact that almost 80% of the times it’s his fault, even if it’s not really. So when you have legit ground to stand on, here’s how you can get sweet revenge if he hasn’t really apologized for his mistakes (the ones he knows of and the ones he doesn’t know of)

1. Taunt like there is no tomorrow

Even if you’re talking about passing the potatoes, there is a way to subtly slip in the fight and all of his mistakes, until he’s ready to say ‘I’m sorry baby, it was all my fault’.

 

2. Put inspirational quotes stressing the importance of apologizing all over his apartment

You can bombard him with a million quotes on the importance of saying sorry. He’ll go crazy and finally give in, because sanity is important !

 

3. Act super-duper jovial like you never got pissed and you’re made of rainbows and butterflies

Fight? What fight? He’ll drive himself insane wondering why you aren’t as pissed as you would be generally and he’ll think he’s disappointed you, which is way worse than anger, so he’ll willingly apologize.

 

4. Change the wifi password

Like kids can’t watch TV until they finish their homework? He can’t get any internet until he realizes the mistake he’s made.

 

5. Give him Game Of Thrones spoilers as soon as the new episode hits the internet

Then you can be super evil and give him GOT spoilers by the dozen, and it works like a charm.

 

6. Make sure you tear up the one section of the paper he reads and tell him the newspaper guy forgot it, like he forgot to say sorry

It’s probably going to be sexpert or sports columns and you know how easy it is to lose those!

 

7. Put him on intimacy probation until you get the sorry you deserve

No sorry, no sex. He can sleep in his bed of regret until he utters those magic words.

 

8. And then it doesn’t hurt to look extremely hot each time you go out, knowing he isn’t getting anything

It’s like positive correlation, the hotter you look, the more remorse he feels and the faster you’re going to get that sorry out of him. It’s pure science.

 

9. Change your display picture on social media to a picture where you’re surrounded by your guy friends.

After all it just happened to be in your gallery and when he happens to see it, he’ll be jealous as all hell.

 

10. Make him watch a movie marathon of all the sappy romantic movies you can think of, starting from Dirty Dancing to The Notebook, until he realizes the error of his ways

Nothing makes a man apologize faster than 2 hours of Bridget Jones.

 

11. Use his card to register for Netflix, so he’ll literally be paying for the fight for a long time to come

You’ll definitely Netflix and chill, but without him.

 

12. Drag him to your grandmother’s friend’s birthday/ jagran, just because it’s fun to see the torture on his face

Tell him it’s really important to you and if he does show up and sit through the whole thing, you know divine intervention has spoken and it’s his way of apologizing to you.

 

13. When he goes for a shower, stop the main water supply, because water won’t wash his sins away, like a sorry would.

You can always blame it on the water problems!

 

14. Keep snapchatting him pictures of yourself and caption them ‘Betrayal’, ‘Hurt’, ‘Dhoka’, it’ll drive him nuts at work.

I send mine one everyday with a sad face. Granted, it was faked, but it was worth it.

 

15. Tell him you need emergency supplies for a party and take him window shopping in Linking road on a weekend for a good 4 hours.

He was all excited to buy beer and shot glasses but you should have seen his sad puppy face when he ended up combing through almost every street shop I saw.

 

16. Tell him you missed your periods this month

He’s going to go crazy worried, while you kick back and chill with some wine (while he’s not looking)

 

17. But if he doesn’t complain after you do all of these, the ‘sorry’ you wanted has been achieved in the undertones…

So use your powers in the relationship and make him see the error of his ways, while you get a major kick out of all of them shady ways!

If these don’t teach him a lesson, nothing will. 

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