15 Tweets To Prove That Nobody Speaks Sarcasm And Spells Humour Like Shirish Kunder Does!

Shirish Kunder, for all the legit reasons, is the coolest agony uncle we could have ever had! Unapologetic and unabashed, Kunder is the brainchild behind all those wonderfully crafted words you see on your feed and it’s time we gave him his due.

 

Now, it is no news that he is a troll-proof netizen of the Twitterverse. If you need a recap, this is what I meant: 

Depends on which festival is next. Last month, they were Christians. https://t.co/tvYl5n4ugX

— Shirish Kunder (@ShirishKunder) January 3, 2017

But now, with his crackling columns (read: kissa mutton ka and macho father’s gay son), Shirish is undoing the doings and how!

 

Well, on further digging, we landed upon a treasure trove and there is no way we could have left without sharing. So, here it goes. 

1. *whistles innocently* 

Cannes is a Fashion Festival trapped in a Film Festival's body.

— Shirish Kunder (@ShirishKunder) May 20, 2017

 

2. Ever thought of that?  

Actually, fuel price zyada nahin hain.

Humare khareedne ki shakti kam ho gayi hain.#FuelPriceHike #Pakodanomics

— Shirish Kunder (@ShirishKunder) May 21, 2018

 

3. Ghar ghar ki kahaani! 

https://twitter.com/ShirishKunder/status/859435313659117568

 

4. OUCH.

Kabaddi is a true Indian sport. Everyone get together and pull down the one person trying to achieve something.

— Shirish Kunder (@ShirishKunder) August 9, 2014

 

5. Satya vachchan! 

"There are no free lunches." – People who're unaware of Langar

— Shirish Kunder (@ShirishKunder) March 28, 2015

 

6. Oh, the irony!

https://twitter.com/ShirishKunder/status/849646385364221953

 

7. D.E.E.P

A pencil is only a pen with commitment issues.

— Shirish Kunder (@ShirishKunder) May 30, 2015

 

8. Go. Goes. Gone

"Go with the flow." – Dead Fish

— Shirish Kunder (@ShirishKunder) November 30, 2015

 

9. YAY!

How will everyone know we are happy and celebrating, unless we make noise and make their life miserable?

— Shirish Kunder (@ShirishKunder) April 20, 2017

 

10. I just lol’d…

LOL is like "Pairi Pauna". You do it without actually doing it.

— Shirish Kunder (@ShirishKunder) July 7, 2015

 

11. *slow claps*

Religious scriptures are the longest 'Terms & Conditions' that so many people 'Agree' to without knowing why.

— Shirish Kunder (@ShirishKunder) November 23, 2015

 

12. Well…

Idiots are like water. They occupy most of the Earth.

— Shirish Kunder (@ShirishKunder) March 19, 2017

 

13. Who knows bro, who knows! 

Life is unpredictable. So always dress well. Your ghost will have to wear it for the rest of its life.

— Shirish Kunder (@ShirishKunder) March 15, 2017

 

14. ROFL’n hard! 

https://twitter.com/ShirishKunder/status/840924779272056833

 

15. My favourite! 

My kids are now ready to join politics. pic.twitter.com/KXh8ALDJET

— Shirish Kunder (@ShirishKunder) February 24, 2017

Take a bow, sire. Take a bow! Actually, you’re WHATTAWOW!

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