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If you are a regular on Twitter (which I am safely guessing you are) then, you must have at least once in your usual day-scroll, chanced upon something by Shirish Kunder. It could be his Tweet or his Tweet being retweeted or a news piece regarding his Tweet. What I am basically trying to say is that Farah Khan’s hubby dear, makes his Twitter presence felt sizably.
Much so, that Mr Kunder, who has given us ‘epic and classic’ films like Jaan-E-Mann, Joker, and controversial Kriti, has a new hat to wear.
He’s turned agony uncle for a daily and has some cheeky humour up his sleeve.
In one of the answers, which I say without sarcasm is brilliant, Shirish settles the crucial battle between Pyaar and Mutton in an ultimate way. Plus, it is going viral.
One had a grave question to ask,
Dear Shirish,
I’m a pure vegetarian. I married a girl who is also a pure vegetarian by caste, but she had confessed that she loves mutton and eats out. Since she was very beautiful, I agreed to marry her on the condition that she will never have mutton again anywhere. But recently, I came to know that she has still been eating mutton secretly outside. Now she says she loves mutton and can’t live without it. I’m willing to forgive her one more time and have given her an ultimatum, “It’s the mutton or me. Make a choice.” But now I’m scared. What if she chooses mutton? It’ll be very embarrassing. Who do you think will she choose?
And, Shirish’s subtle-but-high-on-humour answer is making us laugh out loud.
Dear Pure Veg,
Congratulations, you just set a new record. This is the first love triangle where a girl has to choose between a man and a goat. As for who she will choose — one can live without love but not without food. Take a guess.
From being shared on Whatsapp, to Twitter to Facebook, Shirish-the-columnist is getting a massive response.
Oh, if you think that’s all, then sample this too.
“Dear Shirish,
My girlfriend is much shorter than me and so I only get to kiss her upper lip. But I love kissing lower lips. What should I do?”
Shirish strikes back, and writes,
“Dear Lambu,
Kiss her upside down like Spiderman.”
And, this one too.
We give credit duly when it’s due. So, we are actually giving it up for Shirish’s sassiness here. Good job as agony uncle, Shirish! ✌
Source: DNA
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