What do you do when your brain cells run out of battery on a Thursday and there’s still a ton of work left to do? Recharge it with some good-old Twitter humour of course!
The micro-blogging site has hilarious threads translating Hollywood movie names into Hindi, sharing childhood memories, revealing the weirdest reason for a breakup and even how to please a woman in 5 words! The most recent one though explores the question – Does the perfect man exist?
Well, if you exclude characters in films, books, TV series, and comics then the answer is no. And people are proving that all men have flaws by tweeting 3 qualities with “no guy has all 3”. Here are some of the wittiest ones.
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The search is still ON
https://twitter.com/Brittany_broski/status/1176555324632752128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Fno-man-has-all-three-tweets-memes-funny
2. That second trait though
no man has all 3
– good texting etiquette
– emotional availability
– a job— lil kim stan (@paultheeclown) October 2, 2019
3. Sad
No man has all 3:
1. Emotional awareness
2. The ability to admit fault
3. Consideration for how their actions affect other people— 𝓘𝓽’𝓼 𝓚𝓮𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓼! (@yourlocalstray) October 10, 2019
4. Agreed
no man has all 3:
-shampoo
-body wash
-conditionerThey all use 3 in 1 soap
— Chase (@chaselyons) October 4, 2019
5. LOL
https://twitter.com/prav/status/1181223065591529472
6. The holy trinity
no man has all three:
• the lord of the rings the fellowship of the ring extended edition on dvd
• the lord of the rings the two towers extended edition on dvd
• the lord of the rings the return of the king extended edition on dvd— $10,000 Granite Slab (@matrixreloaded_) September 24, 2019
7. So relatable
No man has all 3
Good hand writing
Face wash
Common sense— la jefa (@fuckinggjackie) October 9, 2019
8. Ouch!
No man has all 3:
1. Money
2. Personality
3. Hairline— Hispanic Pixie Dream Girl (@arielleaty) October 6, 2019
9. HAHA
no man has all 3:
oppa
gangnam
style— lockshawty (dsg) blm (@mattlockshaw) October 6, 2019
10. Where’s the lie?
No guy has all 3
-laundry done
-dishes done
-clean bathroom— IAN (@i__jones) October 8, 2019
11. 100% True
No guy that lives alone has all 3:
•A sheet
•A comforter
•More than 2 pillows— Bailey👑 (@Its__baeley) October 9, 2019
12. Sigh
https://twitter.com/ishotcaillou/status/1146209984293888011?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Fno-man-has-all-three-tweets-memes-funny
13. He Who Must Not Be Named. You Know Who.
No man has all 3:
-extensive knowledge of the Dark Arts
-7 Horcruxes
-a nose— Sam (@godsammit96) October 9, 2019
14. Any Pokemon fans in the house?
No guy has all 3:
-Bulbasaur
-Charmander
-Squirtle— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) October 8, 2019
15. Phineas & Ferb reference #FTW
No man has all 3:
1. A tragic gnome-based backstory
2. A platypus nemesis
3. Control over the entire Tri-State area— Moth girl summer (@ShannonMcGuffey) October 10, 2019
Let us know if you’ve found one with all three traits so that we can take heart and hold out hope. Until then, time to finish up our pending work.