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Hi friends! Meet Jennifer Lopez, lovingly called JLo. She is a singer, actor, dancer, producer, fashion icon, and a mother of two. Oh also, at age 49, she looks something like this.
If you find the temperatures around your rising considerably, that’s normal. It’s precisely the effect JLo has on people. And considering she is almost 50 years old, it’s only legit that we gape at the wonder that is Jennifer Lopez’s perfect 49-year-old body.
As if destroying us at regular intervals was not enough, JLo decided to completely shatter everything you know about ageing with her latest photoshoot for InStyle Magazine’s December 2018 issue.
You remember how JLo’s 2002 Grammy’s green dress inspired Google image search? This time, yet again, JLo donned only an emerald cape and pretty much broke the internet again.
The internet couldn’t handle it. I mean, if nobody knew Jennifer Lopez when they saw this picture, and then they were told that the woman was almost 50, who would believe it?
The Twitter reactions summed up just how mindblown everyone was feeling about the photo!
BREAKING NEWS: god is a woman https://t.co/oCRCuBBSFD
— mich (@skylxver) October 31, 2018
JLo OWNS the Fountain of Youth’s ass!
My good god. @JLo been drinking from the fountain of youth #JLo #hotmamma pic.twitter.com/qxPqLuyj1P
— +STAY@HOME+ (@GerryCupido) October 31, 2018
When you, little clueless you, sees the picture for the first time….
Huh. Why is Jennifer Lopez tren- pic.twitter.com/aycLQI1xGF
— og social distancer (@DOYMarshall) November 1, 2018
of course, there were jokes. How could there not be? The woman is dressed only in cape, FFS.
That missing piece from that other dress! It’s about time! pic.twitter.com/C9aspV3wBm
— ᑭᗩᑎᑕᗩKIE (@Pancakie) November 1, 2018
But you cannot deny that she has each and everyone of us completely shook.
Beyoncé and Rihanna right now -trying to figure out how they gonna top that. #goals #ThaBaddestChic pic.twitter.com/zLNvJ55zba
— 🇺🇸Livin👰🏻Mi👩🏻💻Vida👩🏻🏫Latina🧖🏽♀️ (@HelicaLG) October 31, 2018
And don’t even think anyone else can come close to attempting this. We’re not worthy and we’ll probably end up looking like this:
https://twitter.com/Beeytunechi/status/1057992994987671552
Or this….
https://twitter.com/Allie_Doc/status/1057990277506519040
Which basically begs the question….
How is J.Lo not queen of the world yet? https://t.co/DXSkHn0yYj
— Abolish Prisons (@feelinmyBrett) November 1, 2018
No no no. That’s not how a 50-year-old is supposed to look like.
She's nearly 50 for fuck sake….😮 https://t.co/bZkFqjYGMl
— 𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴 🏴 (@Spuggyno2) November 2, 2018
Of course, we Indians had our own unique take on JLo’s completely inability to look her age.
One Twitter user realised that Jennifer Lopez is almost the same age as Arvind Kejriwal and, wait for it, OLDER than Smriti Irani!
Turns out she's born 1969 still amazing ….. she's older than smriti irani and almost the same age as kejriwal
— Tavarish توارِش товарищ (@tavarish_) November 1, 2018
Mind = Satyanash!
There were some laughs too, like this one, which basically pitted a towel-clad Ranbir Kapoor against JLo!
#RanbirKapoor looks better. pic.twitter.com/sQBiSAMJg1
— Annie Singh ✍️ (@o_positive_) November 1, 2018
Someone remarked that JLo might’ve have forgotten to wear the rest of her clothes.
Hence proved. Ageing causes memory loss. https://t.co/WOlk9GExY3
— Comedian Praveen (@Comedy_Praveen) November 2, 2018
But mostly, the consensus was that JLo is kicking age in the balls!
Look at the pretty @JLo who is 49 years old. After seeing this amazing charms it seems that the age is an illusion. #beauty https://t.co/9PRLFKLkUp
— Pankaj Kumar Jha (@pkjha83) November 1, 2018
A lot of people might credit treatments or airbrushing and what not for how stunning the woman looks in every picture. However, there is no denying that Jennifer Lopez has worked really hard to keep herself looking this fit and fabulous.
She revealed during an interview that she doesn’t drink coffee and alochol and goes to bed at 10 pm! And clearly, we can see how that’s turned out for her!
J Lo . Age 49. Mother of two. Diva par excellence. Phew!!! Giving all of us some major fitness goals. #evergreenBeauty#JenniferLopez #rolemodel https://t.co/Sw9oQmYVp5
— Kasturi Shankar (@KasthuriShankar) November 1, 2018
Have mercy on us poor mortals, JLo!
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