15 Ways Food Talks To You When You’re On A Diet

Diet. This word needs to be banned. You have to think a 1000 times before eating that delicious pasta with cheese oozing out of it, or that scrumptious dessert made of dark chocolate….and the melted chocolate running down it’s side makes a chocolate pool in the plate, and it hypnotizes you into submission…STOP FOOD. STOP MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU!!

But, wait. Today is a Sunday. So I can have one last bite of junk food today. I can start dieting and eating salads from tomorrow. After all, pandas are proof that you can eat just bamboo and still be fat.

Here is a list of things that food says to you or what you start thinking after looking at beautiful food that is not raw vegetables:

1. “You can compensate by exercising more.”

 

2. “This cheese is organic.”

 

3. “One last bite.”

 

4. “I don’t think it’s that many calories.”

 

5. ” No one needs to know.”

 

6. “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Fat? You? Nah.”

 

7. “That old scale is broken.”

 

8. “Calories don’t count on the weekend.”

 

9. “Just one last day today. Diet starts tomorrow. For sure.”

 

10. “It’s only 200 calories. 10 more minutes of treadmill. That’s it.”

 

12. “It’s your baggy clothes. Not you.”

 

13. “It has fruits in it. So technically…”

 

14. “You know you want it. “

 

15. “Melted chocolate.”

*Sorry gym instructor*

I just don’t want to look back and think “I could have eaten that.” (-.-) ✌ 

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