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There is nothing in the world as magical as the sweet talks of a toddler. Their questions, innocence and the cutest little gestures can leave anyone with a smile on their face.
In case anyone is suffering from blues of any sort, because we always do, you can rely on James Breakwell and his four little, eccentric, pretty daughters for all the fun.
James is a comdey writer and most importantly, a dad of 4 girls. He has been tweeting out little conversations of him with his little munchkins and has had the internet in splits at all times. Check out the cutest of them all –
1. Don’t ask questions you can’t hear the answer to.
4-year-old: I love you when you order pizza.
Me: What about when I don't order pizza?
4: Don't go there.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 2, 2017
2. Quite a reasonable response.
4-year-old: Can we get a little horse?
Me: Absolutely not.
4: OK. We'll get a big one.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 1, 2017
3. She’s got a point!
Me: Get dressed.
4-year-old: I'm coloring.
Me: Getting ready is more important.
4: I'm drawing a horse.
I stand corrected.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 1, 2017
4. I LOVE her now!
I asked my 1-year-old if she wanted pizza.
She nodded so hard she fell over.
So, yes, I'm sure she's mine.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 30, 2017
5. Genuine concern
2-year-old: *stares at a pregnant lady in church*
Me: She has a baby in her tummy.
2: *whispering* She ate it.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 30, 2017
6. Men will never understand. Good that you know it sooner, kiddo.
6-year-old: These shoes hurt my feet.
Me: Then don't wear them.
6: But they're pretty.
Me: I don't understand.
6: No, you don't.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 30, 2017
7. You see…
[sounds of vicious combat from my daughters’ shared room]
Me: That doesn't sound like getting ready.
6-year-old: It does if you're a girl.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 29, 2017
8. That sounds like an advice I badly needed.
[kids get in a shouting match]
Me: Being louder doesn't make you right.
4-year-old: It makes me not hear her being wrong.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 28, 2017
9. Point well made.
Me: Clean up your toys off the floor.
4-year-old: You have to clean, too.
Me: They're your toys.
4: It's your floor.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 26, 2017
10. Trouble. Trouble. Trouble.
4-year-old: Am I your favorite kid?
Me: You're my favorite 4-year-old.
4: What happens when I'm 5?
Me: It's not looking good.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 25, 2017
11. When sleep knocks, you’ve got to acknowledge.
Sometimes you take the nap.
Sometimes the nap takes you. pic.twitter.com/pB9NfU1x9I
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 23, 2017
12. Grandma sounds nicer.
4-year-old: I like grandma. She doesn't say words I don't like.
Me: Like what?
4: No.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 21, 2017
13. And that’s how it’s done.
4-year-old: *spits gum across the room*
*picks it up*
*spits it across room*
*picks it up*
Me: What are you doing?
4: Blowing bubbles.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 19, 2017
15. Me too kid, me too.
[dressing the kids]
Me: How about these?
4-year-old: I hate those pants.
Me: Fine. How about these?
4: I hate all pants.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 19, 2017
16. Aww! This kid has got legit strategies.
Me: You hit your sister!
4-year-old: Then I hugged her. It's OK now.
Me: You can't just hug your way out of trouble.
4: *gives me a hug*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 12, 2017
17. Try replying to this.
[cookie package is empty]
Me: How many did you eat roughly?
4-year-old: I ate them gentle.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 30, 2017
18. I wish I had her confidence.
4-year-old: *puts in a red hair clip*
Me: That doesn't match.
4: It's pretty, and I'm pretty.
Me: It matches perfectly.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 29, 2017
19. The struggle is REAL.
4-year-old: I can't brush my hair today.
Me: Why not?
4: Being pretty hurts.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 27, 2017
20. Deep.
[kids playing cards]
Me: What game are you playing?
6-year-old: War.
Me: Who's winning?
6: Nobody wins.
Whoa.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 25, 2017
21. Are you listening JK Rowling?
Me: Harry Potter can use magic to fix his glasses.
6-year-old: Why doesn't he use magic to fix his eyes?
Me: *questions everything I know*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 10, 2017
After their pretty little encounters there is one thing I can say for sure, this daddy out there is giving the world wide web the most amazing #DadGoals ever!
H/T: BoredPanda
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