10 Jokes That ‘Sharma Ji Ka Beta’ Won’t Understand But You Definitely Will

Disclaimer: Not safe for your work, but mine…YES. Also, 18+ only. 

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Welcome to your den, fellow human.

The den where you can laugh hysterically. The place that doesn’t judge if you go nuts (see the pun) at words like, ‘hilaya’, ‘khada’ or the song ‘bade acche lagte hain’. If you can literally make any conversation sound dirty, my oh my, you are going to love what I have in store for you.

So before I go any further, you have to know that these are all just jokes and sexual innuendos. These don’t mean to disrespect or hurt any sentiments.

So dig deep. This is going to be fun… *evil laughter*

1. This just never gets old now, does it?

Kitna Bada ho gaya hai..!!
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Ladka: Aree Aunty…. *laughs like a crazy person*

 

2. You never realise how it is just everywhere. I mean, the double meaning.

Lady to rikshawalla…
Rikshawalla: Bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye toh khada kiya hai…
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Lady: Thik hai toh…ghumake phicche se le lo.

 

3. Now who hasn’t innocently done that?

School time me sabse badi shikayat –

Ma’am ye hila raha hai, likhne nahi de raha!

 

4. Humor is the best medicine when you get a boss man lecture.

Girl: Aaj office jate hi boss mujhpe chad gaya…..
Friend: Kyu???
Girl: Main ‘late gayi’ thi…Aunty: Are Beta..

 

5. Let me ruin Christmas for you…

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year.

 

6. And this song too…

Kinney mera dul lutya

A hoe…

 

7. Less is more guys, less is more.

Sample this muhawra – 

Aage kua, peeche khayi hai!

 

8. If you love gardening so much then….

The best part about gardening is getting down and dirty with your hoes.

 

9. Sorry not sorry!

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
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Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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Pani pee lein!!

 

10. It’s all in the words.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
“Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job.”

Cracked up like crazy? I know, I did. Take this advice – they are better when shared with a friend. A like-minded friend.

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