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20 Bhojpuri Titles That Will Crack You Up Hard With Their Extraterrestrial Creativity

byRachna Srivastava
23rd January 2017
2 minute read

Sample this: Pepsi Peeke Lagelu Sexy. Daroga Babu, I love You. Khoon Bhari Hamaar Maang.

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What? Yeh toh trailer tha, picture toh abhi baaki hain mere dost.

So what if Bhojpuri films or songs are high on sleaze, erotica and misogynist humour; they are potboilers that the masses love. The Bhojpuri music and film industry churns out masterpieces that are extremely popular not only in their regions but also across the globe. You think I am making this up? Google it!

But, you have to give it to the filmmakers there who absolutely nail their movie titles. And, to the music maestros, too. I am personally a fan. ? Some Bhojpuri titles are dripping with extreme levels of creativity that most of the creative writers can’t fathom. Extraterrestrial, totally! Have a dekko.

1. Tohar Chumma Vitamin-A

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Translation: Your Kiss Is Vitamin A

Well, that guy shouldn’t suffer from Vitamin A deficiency.

 

2. Hamara Lehenga Ke Andar Wi-Fi

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Translation: WiFi Inside My Lehenga

Errm! Signal strength?

 

3. Harami Kela

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Translation: Bastard Banana

Some naughty banana, huh?!

 

4. Rickshaw Wala, I Love You

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Do we need translation?

Just in case you didn’t notice, she meant that cycle rickshawala who is doing a wheelie.

 

5. Laila Maal Ba, Chhaila Dhamal Ba

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Translation: Girl’s Sexy And The Boyfriend Rocks

Which one is the boyfriend?

 

6. Settingbaaz

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Translation: Baaz = Hawk. So Setting Hawk?

I am just translating, guys!

 

7. Peeke Patail Ba

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Translation: First drink, then flirt.

But why? I mean, seriously, why?

 

8. Lehenga Main Baad Aail Ba

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Translation: Flood In My Lehenga

How about some ‘dam’age control?

 

9. Raat Bhar Hilaya Hain Phir Bulaya Hain

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Translation: Shook It All Night, And Then Got Called

I am pretty sure your imaginations have gone wild upon just reading ‘hilaya’.

 

10. Tohare Karan Gail Bhaisiya Paani Mein

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Translation: Because Of You, The Buffalo Went Into The Water

Now we know the real reason why the ‘bhains’ went into the water.

 

11.Ghus Ke Marab

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Translation: Will Enter And Hit You

Kaha ghuske, though?

 

12. Ae Raja, Line Pe Aaja

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Translation: Hey King, Fall In Line

For real? o.O

 

13. Dulhan Chaahi Pakistan Se

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Translation: Want A Bride From Pakistan

They probably don’t know the current state of affairs. Do they?

 

14. Le Aaib Dulhaniya Pakistan Se

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Translation: Finally, Got A Bride From Pakistan

It was like you want a bride from Pakistan? Challenge accepted. Got one!

 

15. Hero Gamchawala

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Translation: Towel Man

Superpower: Gamcha-flips.

 

16. Rowdy Rani

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Translation: Rani’s Rowdy AF (Ok! Not AF!)

Hey Akshay Kumar, you’ve got some serious competition.

 

17. Katta Tanal Dupatta Par

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Translation: Aim The Gun At Your Dupatta

TBH, didn’t really understand this one. What does he want? Put holes through the dupatta?

 

18. Aaj Ka Dabang Damad

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Translation: Courgeous Son-in-law

Hud hud damad dabangg dabanng.

 

19. Bhujhake Tubelight

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Translation: After Switching The Tube Lights

Ahh! Andheri raat, sanam ke saath?

 

20. Pandit Ji Batai Na Biyah Kab Hoi 2

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Translation: Priest, Please Tell Me When Will I Get Married 2

So there has been a first attempt also.

*mind-fucked*

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