15 Things You Should NOT Say To A Book Lover

“I hate books”, said no man ever, because none survived the wrath of the book lover to tell the tale. You can say a lot of things to book lovers; you can call them names, insult their significant other, annoy them to the core but these 15 things are something that you should NEVER ever say to them:

1. The movie was better

 

2. The series was way better

 

3. How can you read such a fat book? It must be boring

 

4. *Insert favourite author name* is crap

 

5. Is this book available in a shorter version?

A shorter version for your small brain? NO.

 

6. I think I’ll Google this book’s story

Instead grow a pair and read the book.

 

7. You’re wasting so much paper

Just like you’re wasting my time… by talking.

 

8. Do you have a pdf version of that?

 

9. People still read? LOL. ROFL. That’s so ancient

How about I PYITF – Punch you in the face?

 

10. I’m sorry, I dropped some food on your book

 

11. I only go to book-stores because I like the smell of new books

 

12. OMG! I hate the smell of new books

 

13. Get that fat book here, we can use that as a plate

 

14. I got a new iPad… to play games

 

15. So I was out of toilet paper….

… *bang* *shoots the person*

Never judge a book by its movie. – J.W. Eagen

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