The internet is a weird place. It is a platform to communicate, to project your work, to entertain yourself, to reach out to a wider audience. Whatever your requirement be, it has a solution.
And on this mind-blowing platform there is yet another super helpful platform known as Wikihow. For those of you who are new to Wikihow, it is a place where people get to know how to do stuff and they get their tutorials in the form of steps along with illustrations.
It is a very useful platform because you can ask all sorts of questions and get answers. From ‘how to kill a bug’ to ‘how to cook biryani’, they have got it all.
There are some really weird questions asked (and answered) on Wikihow.
Here are my personal favorites:
1. How to rip paper
Key takeaway:
- Get a paper shredder for quicker and easier disposal of papers.
2. How to cast a love spell
Key takeaway:
- Carve magical symbols or your name onto a candle to add extra power. You may like to include dancing, singing or anything else.
3. How to hide an erection
Key takeaway:
- Pin your erection close to your body using a hand in your pocket. Nobody thinks twice about a guy with his hands in his pockets.
4. How to ask your boss for a one night stand
Key takeaway:
- Wear a sexy, low cut blouse.
5. How to live as Sherlock Holmes
Key takeaway:
- Find a sidekick, and then get him to move in with you. A doctor would be best, or at least someone who has been around some action.
6. How to write love letter to a girl you do not know
Key takeaway:
- Don’t tell your best friend to give the girl the envelope. If she knows they’re your best friend it’s a dead giveaway.
7. How to get your family to be naked
Key takeaway:
- If they don’t enjoy or agree, act cavalier until they do.
8. How to pass a urine drug test on short notice
Key takeaway:
- You can always demand a retest, this will buy you more time. After all time and abstinence are the only ways to pass a drug test for real.
9. How to lick your elbow
Key takeaway:
- Do not forcibly pull your elbow closer; if you feel any pain, you should probably stop. You might dislocate your arm. Your tongue is bound to feel overstretched after this exercise, this is normal, it will stop shortly after you do.
10. How to train a cat to stop doing almost anything
Key takeaway:
- If you get a scratching post, train your cat to use it by scratching it yourself.
11. How to fake your own death
Key takeaway:
- Looking different can help, but you don’t need plastic surgery. Something as simple as changing your hairstyle or colour can help you look unrecognizable.
12. How to marry a millionaire
Key takeaway:
- Develop a well-toned body but don’t show too much skin. Forget getting those big boob implants and then spilling out of tiny tops; they are a no-no. Think “wife” material.
The people behind these questions must lead a mysterious life.