Valentine’s Day has finally graced us with its arrival and boy, can I see the love! While couples are going out of their way to celebrate their day of togetherness, the less fortunate amongst us have taken it upon themselves to come up with hilarious accounts of the travesty, that is V-day!
Where, you ask? Where else do people flaunt their creative genius (which is lifted at times to ‘speak to ex‘ ) in the form of viral retweet but TWITTER? No, don’t go digging around hashtags, we have it right here for you.
Come, join us in our amazement!
1. Sorabh Pant knows what he is saying!
https://twitter.com/hankypanty/status/831210456442363904
2. And Atul Khatri follows suit!
https://twitter.com/one_by_two/status/831334026707296256
3. Y ?
https://twitter.com/FameFucking/status/828647144563159040
4. Grab your wallets
Rose Day
Propose Day
Chocolate Day
Teddy Day
Promise Day
Hug Day
Kiss day
Valentines Day.After few days:
Friends: Mere paise day.
— Kabir Singh (@iamGunjanGrunge) February 11, 2016
5. Never mess with bhai, Sallu bhai!
Cupid visits Salman Khan on Valentine's Day.
Tries shooting a love arrow.
Sallu bhai picks up his gun.
Cupid died of natural causes.
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) February 14, 2017
6. FML
Email inbox:
"Valentine Day Gifts SALE"
"Valentine Special"
"Valentine's Day CONTEST"
"Valentine Offers"Tinder:
"You have zero matches"— Akshar (@AksharPathak) February 13, 2016
7. Thank God for stereotypes!
*Marwari gets down on his knees*
Girl: Omg omg omg!
Guy: Arey hatt paise gir Gaye Hain dhoondne de— Kshitiz Bhardwaj (@ImmaJoking) February 8, 2017
8. Because prevention is better than cure!
Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho aur Valentine's Day aise manao ki baccha na ho.
— BhayanakPuppy (@BhayanakPuppy) February 14, 2017
9. Snoozing!
*On valentine's day*
He: Hi*On Rakshabandhan*
She: hey, sorry was sleeping.— डी.के. (@itsdhruvism) February 14, 2016
10. ‘Mogambo khush hua’
She: Happy Valentine's Day!
Gurgaon Dude: pic.twitter.com/Dgs05zKQT4— Old School Mausa (@AdvancedMaushi) February 14, 2017
11. So smart, I cry
https://twitter.com/FarziVakeel_/status/828987649645965312
12. Busiest day. EVER
Bajrang daal during the year (Pic 1)
Bajrang daal on Valentine's day (Pic 2) pic.twitter.com/ytFw1tQgxQ
— प्रोफेसर Raja babu 🥳🌈 (@GaurangBhardwa1) January 31, 2017
13. Oh, the horror!
When you get caught by bajrangdal with your gf on valentines Day. pic.twitter.com/ZhY0hzoTyW
— Mask 🎭 (@Mr_LoLwa) February 14, 2017
14. #SquadGoals
Anti-Romeo squad getting ready for Valentine's Day. pic.twitter.com/1peUpR4Glq
— Krishna (@Atheist_Krishna) February 13, 2017
15. Forever alone!
Forever alone guys on Valentine's Day. pic.twitter.com/vbWXyCTAKz
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) February 14, 2017
16. And SHOOT
https://twitter.com/Bees_Kut/status/831201986079027201
17. APOCALYPSE
https://twitter.com/bhaiyyajispeaks/status/829991844398247936
18. Umeed pe toh duniya kayam hai!
Friend : Valentine's Day pe kiske saath baahar ja raha hai?
Me : Umeed ke saath
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) February 12, 2017
19. Kyunki Sonam Gupta bewafa hai!
Me on Valentine's day ! pic.twitter.com/zMR458UMLu
— bedardi raja (@CopyWalaTweet) February 10, 2017
20. Valentine’s day suxxx
https://twitter.com/Bacardidevi/status/434214048721154049
Move over love, anti-love is the shiz we live by! Also, how original!