17 Most Useless And Bizarre Things Ever Invented

Inventions, more often than not, are about ingenious ideas that make lives easier. However, sometimes, over-thinking paves way to a little too much of creativity. So much so that the curious minds at work come up with inventions that make you wonder, “What were they thinking?”

Take these 17, for instance:

1. Shoe umbrellas

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What’s the point, you ask? Well, I am too perplexed to even pull a sarcasm here.

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2. Goldfish walker

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Every pet deserves to go for a walk. Even if your pet has no legs but fins, make it walk with this thoughtful device.

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3. Remote control headband

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The function of this invention is exactly what its name says. You can attach the remote controls to this headband and chinstrap of some sort, which ultimately attaches to your face. No matter how careless one gets with gadget-handling, the question is- would anyone buy it?

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4. Toilet roll hat

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Because hunting for regular handkerchiefs in pockets is more inconvenient than this?

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5. Baby Mop

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The more they crawl, the cleaner are your floors.

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6. Soleless canvas shoes

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It is useless, yes perhaps. But, I don’t like it because why cover the feet at all if you like to walk barefoot? Only to steer clear of judgmental eyes? You are teaching people to not be free with their beliefs. Not cool inventors. Not cool.

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7. Air-conditioned shoes

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No, it doesn’t have a small fan attached on the insides of the soles. You want to be toe-less, or what? What it does have are many holes on the bottom surface of the shoe.

If you prefer holes in the soles, then isn’t it much cheaper to leave your shoes in the outhouse that remains infested with rats? Or even better, create some holes yourself!

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But hey, air-conditioned shoes equipped with fans are also a real deal!

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8. Chopstick fan

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So that you don’t burn your tongue while gulping steamy noodles in hurry. Thoughtful AF.

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9. Solar powered lighter

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While some wise-heads continue to debate against this toxic habit, some are busy inventing lighters that make the ultimate source of energy, the Sun, their partner in crime.

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10. Toilet golf

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Because scrolling through web pages on a smart phone, while on the toilet seat, is never enough.

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11. Privacy scarf

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You can be watching porn, and random people bending onto your side to check the action on your computer is downright creepy, isn’t it? All you need to do is put this scarf on, and become creepy of your own kind. Voila!

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12. Wine glass holder

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Because, you can’t afford to lose your wine glass. Whatever the sense.

On a serious note, they find it a convenient option for wine-tasting.

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13. Female lap pillow

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Because creepiness knows no bounds.

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14. Cat and dog butt hole covers

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And the report that I read about this product was even more bizarre. They said that the usage of pet butt hole covers can reduce homosexuality in pets by 43%!

No words.

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15. Snow ball maker

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Who wants to feel the joy of scooping out a snow ball from the bed of frozen water? Play times can be so exhausting, I tell you!

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16. Portable chin rest

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Because standing for long hours can tense your ‘chin’.

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17. Diet water

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When every other drink has a diet version of it, then why leave water behind?

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The world is bizarre, and let’s keep it that way. At least we are getting our fun out of it. 😉

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