So, I know it’s a Saturday and you’re still probably hungover from last night but I have an important announcement to make. A message of public interest and good, if you will.
Yes, I know I can’t say that every time I have to show you the ‘meme of the day’ but tell me you didn’t enjoy Shashi Tharoor‘s baffling-cum-hilarious reply to Amul’s dig at his words and I’ll stop. Thought so. *grins*
Now, while Tis the season of Tharoor and thesaurus (I’m sure you have seen the memeactivity), there is someone who can be easily called the father of the founding figures (read retweets) when we had not known Twitter for the breeding ground of hate that it is.
If you’re wondering hard, I’m talking about none other than…Uday Chopra!Â
No, don’t worry if your memory is not helping. That’s precisely why I’m here.
Remember the glorious occasion when Uday and Shah Rukh Khan engaged in a banter that left us scratching our head? No? Then it’s a good thing that I have it here.
I think I have weltschmerz…
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) December 27, 2016
no dude it’s just the end of the year feeling… not Weltschmerz https://t.co/CRZnPgaA4J
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) December 27, 2016
like an end of the year ennui?
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) December 27, 2016
yes a kind of an Anhedonia as days come to an inconclusive end. https://t.co/M9ejkSHbUo
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) December 27, 2016
I had to google that! I love that word as well as this pedagogery we have going here
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) December 27, 2016
YEAH. That had happened.
Now, if you ask me the reason of my fond remembrance, I won’t lie, but major missing is happening and the FOMO has taken over me.
Hence, I have decided to move ahead with my conquest and list 21 priceless tweets by Uday Chopra that will take you into a parallel dimension without moving an inch. Enjoy!
1. But some dental hygiene tips, before we begin.
Everyone must floss
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) May 5, 2017
2. When you accidentally swore at work.
5 days ago I noticed a new personality awaken in my brain. He’s going to be talking from here on…
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) April 22, 2017
3. The question of the hour.
Are we our brain? Or is our brain a part of us?
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) April 22, 2017
4. Just casually enlisting the benefits of Ashwagandha. And you can clearly see, it’s not paid!
I’m amazed by the beneficial properties of Ashwagandha. Amongst the many, it has a significant improvement on stress and anxiety. Try it.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) April 21, 2017
5. Oh, Uday once into Japenese. Super into.
ME IRL.
Thank God, for food though.
Same, Uday. SAME.
6. Life is all about tough choices, amirite?
Should I stop watching the news or should I stop being human?
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) April 10, 2017
7. DEEP.
…those who offer simple answers, do a disservice to the complexity of what is humanity.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) April 3, 2017
8. That also!
The vibromins will never stand still unless we come up with a new hausterer to fight its ever growing ferteration.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) April 1, 2017
9. OMG! I think the same. Totally. Completely.
The pleonifariasm of today’s grantikles is so overwhelming that even ordinary trostës don’t stand a chance
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) March 31, 2017
10. Nuff.
Bread! Nuff said.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) March 31, 2017
11. That’s how my brother stole my food. I didn’t notice too…
If someone takes all your choices away at once you will revolt, but if they take it bit by bit, you won’t even notice till it’s too late.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) March 29, 2017
12. Every time I visit my parlour didi!
Apocalypse Now…
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) March 23, 2017
13. The first time anyone figured social media.
Twitter is a jungle. If you can’t handle the wild animals go to the city (Facebook). If you don’t like the city, go to the resort(Instagram)
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) March 16, 2017
14. And I thought I’m the only one.
It’s impossible to not think.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) March 5, 2017
15. ‘Ryan Gosling’
Megan Fox!!!! I need to say that once a year
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) February 16, 2017
16. I’ll have what he’s having.
I want a 🇹🇷 sandwich
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) February 16, 2017
17. What did I tell you about about dental hygiene?
Dental floss will save your life #TrueStory
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) February 16, 2017
18. And my face is A Queen.
My head is A King
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) February 7, 2017
19. Ask out karo toh aise karo, warna na karo!
I wanna go to Rome in April @NargisFakhri wanna join me?
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) February 2, 2017
20. The voice of my soul…
Sense is like a good Hyderabadi biryani; I really don’t know how to make any.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) January 18, 2017
21. On another note,
Ok fine I’ll admit it, I’m awesome.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) February 10, 2017
But then…
Sometimes I think I’m a sociopath…
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) December 29, 2016
Let me tell you, this is just a mere sample of the goldmine that is Uday Chopra’s Twitter handle. I mean, where art thou Uday? Please, let’s do this again? Pretty please?