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All of us love a good dose of gossip as the ‘karari khabrein‘ we read on page 3 give us a glimpse of the glitz and glamour of the film industry. The sad truth is that curiosity about national issues do not even come close to the curiosity we have regarding star kids. And the latest obsession for the entire nation is none other than the little nawab: Taimur Ali Khan.
People have been going gaga over his rosy bulging cheeks and his beautiful smile. Not gonna lie, our ovaries have exploded more than once, and we have no regrets.
I mean look at this munchkin! Who wouldn’t want to cuddle this little bundle of happiness?
But, in our cooing over Taimur’s cheeks, we may have forgotten about some very important issues that plague our nation and this Facebook page delivers just enough sass to bring us back to reality.
The parody page which is named ‘Pictures Of Taimur Ali Khan To Distract You From Real Issues‘ highlights a lot of serious issues but with a twist. They use an adorable picture of Taimur to give its audience a massive dose of ‘woke-ness’ and we are absolutely loving it!
1. Do we really care?
In India, one student commits suicide every 55 minutes. Yet, depression is conveniently ignored. But do you really care? You'll forget this stat once you see Taimur casually going on a holiday with his parents.
Posted by Pictures Of Taimur Ali Khan To Distract You From Real Issues on Wednesday, January 24, 2018
2. Bet our broke ass chokes to death.
Taimur looks happy because he can afford cans of fresh air unlike your broke ass.India is at the bottom of the list in…
Posted by Pictures Of Taimur Ali Khan To Distract You From Real Issues on Thursday, January 25, 2018
3. Dayummm! Right in the feels!
Taimur is too adorable to be a part of BHU which'll soon introduce Vedas as a part of their curriculum. Adityanath was…
Posted by Pictures Of Taimur Ali Khan To Distract You From Real Issues on Thursday, January 25, 2018
4. Cannot wait for Taimur’s debut opposite Ruhi and Yash.
Taimur doesn't have to care about getting a job. He'll be launched by Karan Johar in Student Of the Year 6. The only…
Posted by Pictures Of Taimur Ali Khan To Distract You From Real Issues on Wednesday, January 24, 2018
5. And for the last time, Assam wale saanp nahi khate.
Taimur is deciding where to go for his next holiday. He'll definitely not go to the North East because then you'll have…
Posted by Pictures Of Taimur Ali Khan To Distract You From Real Issues on Wednesday, January 24, 2018
6. Blinded by Aadhar!
When Taimur puts on these sunglasses indoors, he can't see anything. And neither can you see the fact that any breach of…
Posted by Pictures Of Taimur Ali Khan To Distract You From Real Issues on Wednesday, January 24, 2018
7. Dude! Is the net slow or something? My insta’s not working!
The Kerala police, on Sunday, took into custody two journalists who were covering a protest led by Dalits in Ernakulam….
Posted by Pictures Of Taimur Ali Khan To Distract You From Real Issues on Wednesday, January 24, 2018
8. That cuteness can melt anybody, okay!
There's a lot brewing at IIT Indore, with B.Tech students not being allowed to exit the campus even for leisure. The…
Posted by Pictures Of Taimur Ali Khan To Distract You From Real Issues on Wednesday, January 24, 2018
9. That got really real.
While a rape victim was found dead in Odisha, three months after she claimed ‘men in uniform’ had raped her, Taimur was busy being so adorable. How is he THIS adorable? :')
Posted by Pictures Of Taimur Ali Khan To Distract You From Real Issues on Wednesday, January 24, 2018
10. The mob acted like gundas too… So, makes sense, I guess?
Mob attacks three at a Pune wedding for opposing 'Virginity Tests' on brides while Taimur manages to be super cute in his gangsta look.
Posted by Pictures Of Taimur Ali Khan To Distract You From Real Issues on Wednesday, January 24, 2018
11. Also, flower needs attention.
Taimur doesn't care if India's richest 1% cornered 73% of wealth generated last year. He's busy being cute.
Posted by Pictures Of Taimur Ali Khan To Distract You From Real Issues on Wednesday, January 24, 2018
12. He looks sad about it too!
Why worry about the fact that 62% young women in country use cloth for menstrual protection when you can get mesmerised by Taimur and his charming eyes.
Posted by Pictures Of Taimur Ali Khan To Distract You From Real Issues on Tuesday, January 23, 2018
13. Look, it glows!
With 11 journalists killed in 2017, India goes further down on International press freedom ranking. But screw that. Baby Taimur looks enchanted by that glowing glass.
Posted by Pictures Of Taimur Ali Khan To Distract You From Real Issues on Tuesday, January 23, 2018
14. Unmatched swag> Global warming.
India has quietly downscaled its rooftop solar power target and dealt a huge blow to its renewable energy program. But fuck Global Warming when Taimur makes our world so much cooler.
Posted by Pictures Of Taimur Ali Khan To Distract You From Real Issues on Tuesday, January 23, 2018
15. Exactly!
This cute picture of Taimur combing his hair completely overshadows the fact that our honorable Prime Minister has had…
Posted by Pictures Of Taimur Ali Khan To Distract You From Real Issues on Tuesday, January 23, 2018
There is no denying that we need to concentrate on Taimur a little less and more on real issues. But hey, can’t we do a little bit of both? After all, a little adorableness never hurt anyone.
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