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Has Taimur Gotten A Gym Membership? The Internet Thinks So And Absolutely Cannot Handle It!

byJinal Bhatt
29th January 2018
2 minute read

If you’ve got 99 problems, rest assured a ‘Taimur Ali Khan’ FOMO will never be one. Why? Because media doggedly follows the tiny tot’s every little antic! Taimur is to them what the fish’s eye was to Arjun in Draupadi’s Swayamvar. Geddit?

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Between genuine reporting of the Chhote Chhote Nawab’s every outing to sarcasm-laden FB page which praises everyone’s obsession with the rosy-cheeked star kid, our news feeds will not be free of him anytime soon!

So in case you’re wondering…

https://twitter.com/simly01/status/957536963854290944

… here’s another absolutely unmissable milestone of Taimur Ali Khan Pataudi’s life.

If news and entertainment channels are to be believed, Mommy Kareena Kapoor Khan has enrolled the one-year-old Taimur in a gym!

WHAT? Cute, chubby, pinkish one-year-old apple-of-our-eyes in a gym? What travesty is this?

And just as inevitably as the sun rising in the east every morning, everyone jumped on the bandwagon to offer an opinion about it!

However, what was lost in translation perhaps, was that though Kareena has indeed enrolled her Taimur in a gym, it is in fact a children’s fitness centre that helps in the physical, emotional and cognitive development of little ones. A perfectly normal thing, if you will.

But Twitter, what can I say? The Tweeple, fans and non-fans of Bebo and her Baby, already began creating a parallel universe that was fueled by a whole different tangent!

1. Mubarak Ho! Taimur ko gym membership hua hai!

https://twitter.com/BhaBhoKe/status/957900429601382400

2. Keto diet? Ha! It’s child’s play!

3. Are you ashamed now?

4. Seekho, Bebo se kuch seekho!

5. SRK, maybe AbRam should be training with KKR in the next IPL?

6. From one flattering adjective to another?

7. Aise kaise BC!

8. OMG! Who did this?

https://twitter.com/shailimore/status/957912860881031168

9. Sounds like the plot of a new Chetan Bhagat novel about IIT!

https://twitter.com/ArainJutley/status/957922286039740417

10. Feels!

Not everyone was waxing eloquent about this glam development in Taimur’s life. There were many who managed to reprimand the media for being a little too OTT!

1. Taimur, leaving many a jealous bridezillas in his wake!

2. News channels these days have a Taimur quota?

3. And thus, both learnt and grew!

Okay folks, all jokes aside, I can totally agree that a Taimur overdose might kill your enthusiasm for social media. But the fact is, that adorable little fella is going to continue attracting camera flashes and there’s nothing much you can do about it. In general, people love these tiny insignificant insights into stars’ lives and media’s going to give it to them.

But if you feel the aggression, you probably want to channel it into something productive. Might I suggest a gym? Who knows, you might run into Taimur….!

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