10 Ridiculous Plot Lines Of “Sasural Simar Ka” That Would Even Mindfuck ACP Pradyuman

Sasural Simar Ka is the reason Indians prefer to watch American TV shows over their Indian counterparts.

Sasural Simar Ka is the second entity after Sridevi to make Icchadhari naagins look hip but then failed blatantly at it.

You have to remember that Sasural Simar Ka is still on TV for one reason – PEOPLE ACTUALLY WATCH IT.

That’s why it is profitable, and that is why the producers and writers continue to get paid to make a khichdi out of our brains. Let’s take a nostalgic ride through some of the gems of plotlines of SSK –

When supernatural beings are not terrorizing the Bharadwaj family on a daily basis, the plots are as thick as they get

1. When Simar’s entire career depends on her laddoo-making skills

 

2. And the mystery of the spoon. 30 minutes of it

We can see why they just turned to supernatural, because only the supernatural could have saved the show from such dull plotlines.

 

3. Simar is supposed to give birth to a devil child because she is a chudail deep inside

Apparently, the devil humped her, and now she is going to have a satan baby, whom she really loves too.

Because all moms love their children, even though they are satan’s spawn.

Classic Simar.

 

4. Simar tries to sacrifice her mother in law so that her devil child has a bright future

Yup, it was called a “bali” and the Shaitan wanted Simar to sacrifice “Mataji’s” life.  Did she do it?

No, we are not going to spoil it for you.

 

5. The baby is born and looks very much like a doll and has red glowing eyes

And it loves Guru Ma. Who is Guru Ma you ask?

One of the many supernatural beings who are after the life of Simar. Routine.

 

6. There are characters of Shaitan and Patali Devi. And did you know that Patali Devi killed Roli? God bless her.

If you did not know already, Roli is the character played by Avika Gor.

Avika Gor finally grew a pair and some common sense too. It will go down in history as her smartest career decision to date.

And if you are wondering why so many supernatural beings are in the show –

 

7. All of them want to destroy the Bharadwaj family. And we totally support their cause

There is Sunaina (Ghost), and Maya (Icchadhari Naagin), Mohini (Daayan), Indravati (Daayan), Gayatri (Patali Devi), Maalti (Daayan), Madhavi (Ghost) and Shaitan (Devil).

Cool.

 

8. The family try to celebrate Baisakhi to get away from all the negativity but here comes Chandramani!

To fuck up the Bharadwaj family.

And to fuck Prem, Simar’s hubby. No, we are not kidding, it literally wants to take away Simar’s husband away and gives her the option to either save Mataji or get her husband alive.

Like all subservient daughter in laws, she chooses Mataji.

Prem can go to hell. Literally.

 

9. Simar wants to beat the shit out of Chandramani, but then a Gurudev shraaps her into becoming a housefly

We all know this.

 

10. Simar changes back and defeats Chandramani. Bharadwaj family breathe easy and try to chill but BAM! Another Daayan appears.

Simar’s house is like a hotel for all the daayans and supernatural beings.

The only logical reason to all the attraction the Bharadwaj family patrika looks like an Ouija board.

But hey! It is a hit among our families! Good for us!