If You’re A Guy And You’re Single, It’s Probably Because…

Your friends find you awesome, your parents love you, your co-workers enjoy your company, your society watchman salutes you, the Internet finds you funny but people wonder why you’re still single!

Pretty hard to decipher? Nah, not really: you’re a single guy, probably because…

1. You don’t take a bath everyday

It’s not okay if you’ve taken a bath yesterday, you’ll have to take it today too.

 

2. You fart way too much and it’s mostly under blankets

Not a very impressive girl-magnet-trick.

 

3. You have never been able to stop that habit of picking your nose in public

Air pollution, dammit!

 

4. You think winking at a random girl is the perfect way to score

Your life is not an episode from ‘How I Met Your Mother’. #DealWithIt

 

5. Fake accents and cheesy pickup lines are your tools

Not HIMYM.

 

6. You still don’t know what PMS is

Gotta do your home-work right.

 

7. You are too naive to think that if a girl smiles at you, “Patt Gayi”

Bollywood film nahi hai. Bakchodi bandh, real life chalu.

 

8. Every time you try asking a girl out on a date, the ‘Fattu’ inside you takes over

I can see you nodding.

 

9. You prefer stalking your crush instead of walking up to her

Not cool, bro.

 

10. Even though your crush hasn’t shared her number with you, you keep sending her creepy text messages

“Hey beautiful, will you marry a handsome stranger you just met on Whatsapp?”

 

11. The words “Will you marry me?” are at the tip of your tongue

Not so fast.

 

12. If a girl says no, you immediately switch to DEVDAS mode for a year or so

Let’s move on, brother.

 

13. And if you don’t relate to any of the points but you’re still single… then maybe it’s because you are way too awesome for anyone you have met till now

..because being alone is way way better than being with the wrong person.

Now give me a high-five!