Guy Named “Phuc Dat Bich” Is Trending. We Found 25 More People With Even Funnier Names.

This is Dat Bich. Phuc Dat Bich.

He became famous when Facebook decided to take his account down, because his name sounded very misleading. We agree. At the first glance, it does look like a teenager trying to sound cool by opening an account with a “cool” name.

But Mr. Dat Bich is really Dat Bich. There is no innuendo involved and it is his actual name, although it does not sound like you are pronouncing it in your head.

It is actually pronounced as – “Fook Daet Bik.”

It seems like a classic case of being given an unfortunate name.
We have the Indian counterparts too – Ramindeep, Sukdeep, Dikshit, etc.

And it is ok. There are so many people with ridiculous names that you will do a double check if you read that right.

Turns out you read it alright –

1. When he is made from the steel you deserve

 

2. When your career is already chosen for you at birth

 

3. When you don’t know if they are ordering from a restaurant or calling you

 

4. When the name literally makes you laugh every time you utter it

 

5. I hope he is never interviewed by a woman who begins the process with “What’s your name?”

 

6. And I thought it was just a song from a movie

 

7. “Dude you look like that thing women have.”

 

8. Good luck trying to command junior soldiers

 

9. So, what do you do in your spare time?

 

10. His wife must be so happy…

 

11. He doesn’t even need to be sworn at

 

12. What is your favorite Yoga position, sir?

 

13. Sure sounds fun

 

14. Holy f*ck

 

15. Are you really Moe Lester?

 

16. Someone just decided to name his son with a fictional name of a movie

 

17. He can never be asked a question like “Is he a Gupta?”

 

18. What would you like to drink Mr Bud Light?

 

19. What is the secret of your success?

 

20. Too Much Information dude!

And then there are the desi names that are nowhere left behind in their hilarity –

21. Umm, a bit unfortunate to be named that as a doctor, right?

 

22. Ab ki baar?!

 

23. Cool name bro

 

24. I wonder how his friends call him?

 

25. Do I say Namaste or Sieg Heil?

Do you have a normal-sounding name? Thank God, right?!

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