It’s Not Even July & The Internet Trolls Are Already Splashing Us With Mumbai Rain Jokes

It’s raining in the ‘City Of Dreams’ right now, and Mumbai is on the verge of a standstill.

Schools are shut. Trains are non functional. Roads are waterlogged. TV signals are down. WiFi slow for some. 3G not working for some. ‘Work From Home’ instructions from offices pouring in. Add to it a High Tide alert for the afternoon.

Mumbai rains can shut everything up but not the trolling capacity of the Twitterati and obviously, before Mumbai could be flooded, these smart-ass Indians decided to flood Twitter with the funniest tweets ever:

 

Unfortunately, all the ‘rides’ were shut

Worlds largest water park AQUA MUMBAICA opens today 😛😛😛 Entry free for all 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #MumbaiRains

— Hindustani 2.0 (@HindustaniV2) June 19, 2015

 

Big city, big vehicles.

Vehicle submerged on Linking Road. Shocking. #MumbaiRains pic.twitter.com/PoUhVWJowQ

— Ashish Shakya (@stupidusmaximus) June 19, 2015

 

Speed dating much?

Dear Girls, if a guy manages to reach Sion,Dadar or Juhu from Thane or Kalyan today, only to meet you, marry him he’s the one. #MumbaiRains

— Subbu سوبو (@subbureddyy) June 19, 2015

 

Because why make a horse drink water, when a car can do it, right?

unlike a horse, you can take a car to water, and also make it drink it 🙂 #MumbaiRains pic.twitter.com/tmDWt3BQAB

— Ajit Ranade (@ajit_ranade) June 19, 2015

 

*Kicks into an endless pit*

Bomb blast: Its ok Insane traffic: Its ok Massive flood; roads turned into river: Its ok Local train delayed: THIS IS SPARTA!! #MumbaiRains

— Jash Shah (@jashshah379) June 19, 2015

 

It’s Mumbai! How did they manage it in 30 minutes in the first place?

Dominos has just increased its delivery time from 30 minutes to 3 hours. #MumbaiRains

— Engineeroholic (@EngineeRoholic) June 19, 2015

 

Chaunk gaye?

High Tide. #MumbaiRains pic.twitter.com/pO3c31aDvv

— Yash (@theyashbhardwaj) June 19, 2015

 

Any boat sellers in Mumbai?

Don’t step out if you don’t have boat with you. #MumbaiRains

— Raj Thackeray (@Madan_Chikna) June 19, 2015

 

Only 2 people in Dadar?!?!

Enjoying the #MumbaiRains with bae near Dadar. pic.twitter.com/DC2VlXPiL9

— Sapan Verma (@sapanv) June 19, 2015

 

JUST LISTEN TO HIM!

Bad news: #MumbaiLocals and BEST services are shut. Good news: wine shops are still open. #MumbaiRains

— Angry Bombay Guy (@AngryBombayGuy) June 19, 2015

 

Bollywood, stop making fun of Mumbai. Just stop, okay?

1. What non-Bombayites think it is 2. What it really is #MumbaiRains pic.twitter.com/KMJ0BMYoDP

— Baba Manhattani (@BabaGlocal) June 19, 2015

Mumbaikars, stay indoors and be safe wherever you are and keep tweeting!
Errr…Happy Monsoon? Maybe?