16 Hilariously Inappropriate Kids’ Toys That Shouldn’t Have Existed

What’s your go-to choice of gift for a child? A toy or two, isn’t it? You buy dolls, cars, water guns or some cartoon inspired toys for a kid you know. In fact, the toy industry is a flourishing one, which sadly has some weird people who decided to come up with some very weird toys. And by weird I mean hilarious but completely inappropriate for children. Kids maybe innocence personified, but these 16 kinds of toys are absolutely not!

1. This Spiderman

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2. The toy for aspiring drug dealers

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3. This SpongeBob with a badly placed ‘growth’

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4. And this wolverine with a hole

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5. This finger of E.T. that looks like anything but

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6. These Wonderwoman scissors

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7. This Santa hiding his other avatar

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8. This one, I can’t even…

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9. This tiger with a very big something

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10. Who doesn’t love to create poop after all

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11. How to get boobs? Poke the chest with a pencil -_-

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12. A pregnant baby, seriously

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13. Why would you…

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14. This one is for the poachers in making, apparently

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15. Because what career would you want a little kid to aspire for but that of a pole dancer

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16. And so what if you’re legally allowed to drink after reaching 20s? The learning process has to begin early

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I feel so grateful about the lack of toys in my childhood now!

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