Nothing like a woman scorned. And when it comes to bras, literally. Bras are uncomfortable social directives which are completely unfair to women. Do you feel so too?
Here are a few things only a person who absolutely hates bras will totally relate to.
1. No two bras ever fit the same. Hmph.
2. It comes undone in public and you cannot fix or adjust it then and there. :/
3. When you wash more than one bra together, they find a way to each other to tangle themselves into an unsolvable knot.
4. Who has time to sit and hand washing them when you can chuck them in the machine! To hell with making them last longer.
5. Every part of the garment seems to be designed to prod and poke in every way possible.
6. Underboob sweat. Cleavage sweat. Sweat! Ugh!
7. They’re more expensive than your shoes.
8. You fight a battle with yourself to put them on every morning.
9. A fitted bra gives you back flab you never knew existed!
10. Push up bra look great, but you cannot breathe in them…
11. The underwire conspires to kill you.
12. You cannot possibly understand the women who sleep with their bras on…who does that? 0.O
13. You contemplate the idea of a “National No Bra Day”.
14. When your most trusted bra betrays you.
15. When you’re prancing back home from work, fantasizing about a bra-free evening, there’s somebody waiting at your door unexpectedly and you have to spend time with them with the damned bra on.
16. Once the bra is off, there’s no sticking it back on!
17. You have to go through the entire day with the straps digging at your skin like a crazed archeologist.
18. Wearing a strapless bra means spending all day/evening trying to keep them from making their way to the ground.
19. The day you give your boobs a day off, turns out to be the most active day of your life. :/
20. Even if you find the most comfortable bra in the world, you just cannot wait to take it off!
Let it go! Let it go!
Are these your sentiments too? 😉
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