Film industries across the world produce movies that abide by no scientific explanation whatsoever. If we were to only consider Bollywood, think about films done by John Abraham, Tiger Shroff or Akshay Kumar. While one fights 20 men at once, another backflips his way through life, and yet another constantly defies physics in many of his films.
And now, it’s time for Heropanti 2. The Tiger Shroff and Tara Sutaria starrer film opened to hilarious reviews by critics. But if one doesn’t want to watch the film but needs a bit of guilty-pleasure entertainment, the trailer for Heropanti 2 is enough.
Comedian Sahil Shah took to Twitter to write a rather amusing review of the trailer alone. Here’s a look:
It starts with Nawazuddin doing his best Heath Ledger meets Mark Hamill meets Rambo Circus Joker impression. The dude in the middle is regretting signing up for this film and then he gets stabbed…because he signed up for this film. pic.twitter.com/aEy9tOgHKa
— Sahil Shah 🇮🇳 (@SahilBulla) April 29, 2022
Tiger Shroff being Tiger Shroff. Is there any other way to Tiger Shroff? 😛
Tiger Shroff is introduced. He’s doing his best ‘The watch hands spinning when you change the time’ impression. Also his name is Bablu. HAHAHHAHA ‘The name is Lu…Bablu…Agent Zero Zero Shaven’. If I was the villain I’d spend 30 minutes just laughing after meeting him. pic.twitter.com/HgQ3Qc1vGu
— Sahil Shah 🇮🇳 (@SahilBulla) April 29, 2022
And of course, the female lead in the film is just an eye candy.
Tara Sutaria is introduced. She does her impression of ‘I am love interest but also eye candy. No purpose here’. They are surrounded at a party by zombies…most likely people who died while watching this movie. pic.twitter.com/oMGMmLh3hg
— Sahil Shah 🇮🇳 (@SahilBulla) April 29, 2022
Is there anything else Tiger can do besides backflip his way into every frame?
A bunch of adjectives describe Tiger like he’s a shoe in a Nike commercial. I’m sure they sat with a thesaurus and found random words to describe him. WTF is intensity luminous? BC TUBELIGHT HAI KYA? Bablu Lights…main enemy…USHA PSPO. pic.twitter.com/noKhSpbYOV
— Sahil Shah 🇮🇳 (@SahilBulla) April 29, 2022
Did you know that AR Rehman composed the music for this film?
They got AR Rehman to make the music. This song has lyrics called “FA KAR”. Sometimes I guess even the most legendary composers have to do things for money. I’m sure while writing these he must be going “Loved Ya” pic.twitter.com/RKXeXXoFtH
— Sahil Shah 🇮🇳 (@SahilBulla) April 29, 2022
WHAT IS THIS?
This scene. A random porn types nurse tells him to pull down his pants. He does it. THERE IS A HORSE NEIGHING SOUND EFFECT. WHY HORSE? HE IS FUKIN TIGER BRO! And then he shows his chads…cause Hero-Panty. WOO I PEAKED AS A WRITER (Still a better line than the dialogues here) pic.twitter.com/5V7NMUwRIU
— Sahil Shah 🇮🇳 (@SahilBulla) April 29, 2022
Dear lord have mercy on my brain.
Tiger catches a grenade. It explodes. He’s fine. His clothes are torn…because he needed another creative way to tear his clothes and show his body. Dude this scene is like a cartoon…what did you think of the audience…ki woh choti bachi hai kya? pic.twitter.com/vXMb3jrfVy
— Sahil Shah 🇮🇳 (@SahilBulla) April 29, 2022
*cries in Harry Potter*
Movie rips of Harry Potter chess scene…but instead of playing Chess…Tiger just kicks everything. I wish he was in Hogwarts…Harry Parkour, the boy who kicked.
Dumledore: Where’s he somersaulting? And after all the time?
Snape: Hallways. pic.twitter.com/3BEwzq4hG1
— Sahil Shah 🇮🇳 (@SahilBulla) April 29, 2022
Spoiler alert: He’s not going to die…
Trailer ends with 100 Shaolin monks attacking Tiger. Their spears pierce his clothes…OMG IS HE GOING TO DIE? WHAT SUSPENSE? WHAT WILL TIGER DO? pic.twitter.com/s0CkynhMCk
— Sahil Shah 🇮🇳 (@SahilBulla) April 29, 2022
Oh they tear of his clothes. Wow. Much surprise. I feel bad for this films costume department. JUST HAVE ONE MOVIE WHERE YOU WEAR YOUR CLOTHES THROUGHOUT NO TIGER? pic.twitter.com/sMPxzzcWoD
— Sahil Shah 🇮🇳 (@SahilBulla) April 29, 2022
Be right back. Going to cleanse my soul.