Ever wonder what would happen if a guy stuck in “Main mard hoon” phase becomes target of a million fairies’ wands that transform him into a girl for a day? Well, in our heads his day might turn out to be a crazy adventure that despite many trials, he would never be able to forget. A crazy adventure like this –
1. He will never forget this morning. Never. Ever!
..And in shock goes, “Mirror mirror on the wall! Please give me my original balls.”
2. And we want him to turn out looking something like this
Whoa! At least the excess of hair would remind him of the good old days.
3.  After all his trials to push the “bosoms” in fail, he might end up hiding the pair under this!
Who would have thought!
4. Eats ice for breakfast in hope to retrieve the lost hoarseness of his voice
Finished 2 ice trays. The girl in the throat stays.
5. His pain gets more painful because ahoy, the period is here
He has heard girl-stories about how blood was made to soak in cotton strips before, so the genius folds and pads up as many handkerchiefs as he could find. But this innovative mattress is not very comfortable to be sit on so he bites the bullet and goes pad shopping!
6. The rickshaw driver won’t stop staring at what appears to be a crazy lady’s face covered in over-sized shades
Feels violated.
7. The medical store guy stares at the Pamela down there!
Continues to feel violated but thinking of the blood that is about to seep out, manages to ignore and says “bhaiya, green wala packet dena.” *cough cough*
8. He goes to the nearby pizza place to use the restroom and fit in the pad
Spends half an hour figuring out the best way to wear it while the others knock away!
9. “That was quite a task and now since I am here let me feel better with a pizza” he thinks. And says, “2 large Zesty Chicken” to the counter guy
The pizza guy glares at him wondering why would a girl eat 2 large. Feeling mortified because of the judgmental looks, he cancels the order and hires a rick back home.
10. Returns. Shuts himself in the room. Hopes to die!
Poor guy, why they changed him, why?
11. Turns on T.V. to watch the news, feeling totally paranoid..
“I hope they have not caught my secret”, Â prays wholeheartedly like a child.
12. Weird he feels, as he (or may be she, don’t know!) starts to find the male anchor sexy!
“Am I developing gay tendencies? But no, that can’t be it because I am a girl now! Ugh, what do I worry about more?!”
13. Sitting on the sofa in lonesomeness, he sheds a tear or two and recalls…
…”how much happier were the times when I used to dig my nose in public and wipe my hands with curtains.”
14. He texts and explains his best friend that it is wrong to misbehave with the opposite sex
But throws the phone away when the friend exclaims, “bro, you sound like you’re PMSing!”
14. He cries himself to sleep, only to wake up next morning feeling something like this
Whuttt!
15. He touches self and yells out in joy…
…”God Has forgiven my sins, My, oh my!”
16. He runs to his girlfriend who lives in the college dorm
Hugs, cries and promises, “before being a guy, I’ll be a caring and understanding human.”
…And his life as a better human guy rolls on.
And needless to say, this goes out for you girls also. 😉