17 Things Guys With Beards Are Tired Of Hearing

Beards are a man’s best friend. But there are so many people who find it rather amusing, and have the most bizarre things to ask/say when they see a man walking with his mighty beard-the only accessory he needs to make him feel confident and sexy.

Here are a few things every bearded guy is tired of hearing.

1. “Kiske gham mein dadhi badha rahe ho?”

Hain?

 

2. “You won’t get a job looking like this.”

Challenge accepted.

 

3. “You look depressed.”

Yes. Your comment is depressing me.

 

4. “Naha ke nahi aaya kya?”

Smell me if you will.

 

5. “We’ll gift you a trimmer on your birthday.”

I really wanted the new FIFA game though.

 

6. “Do you comb your beard?”

As a matter of fact, yes, I do.

 

7. “Khana wana atakta nahi dadhi pe?”

I am just as grossed out as you are right now.

 

8. “You look like a beggar.”

Really. I can’t hear that enough.

 

9. “Kitne mahine se shave nahi kiya?”

SO ORIGINAL THIS JOKE IS. WOW.

 

10. Girls- “Chal, let’s braid his beard.”

No. Fucking. Way.

 

11. “How long did it take for you to grow your beard?”

You want to know how many millimeters per minute?

 

12. “Girlfriend ne chhod diya kya?”

The way you jump to conclusions amazes me.

 

13. “We can make a dress out of all your facial hair.”

That’s…good to know. And a little disturbing.

 

14. “Dandruff nahi hoti tujhe?”

You might be surprised by the answer, but no.

 

15. “Does your No-shave November start early?”

Maybe, maybe not.

 

16. “Garmi nahi lagti?”

Seriously?

 

17.  “Are you in a metal band?”

KBye.

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