Passenger Caught With Gold Paste At Hyderabad Airport & Netizens Are Cracking Poop Jokes

Smuggling has become a very difficult task. I’m not saying I’m a fan of it but I really feel for those who’re only good at smuggling. And now they can’t do it because of the heightened security and strict laws and regulations. However, one genius tried to transport some gold by turning into a paste and well, it looked like shit.

Recently, a passenger was caught smuggling gold at the Hyderabad Airport and the form it was being carried in looked awfully similar to excreta.

Now, those who’re squeamish must be turning away from their screens at the sight of this paste. But those who’re not should know that that’s not someone’s potty. In fact, that’s 1.850kgs of gold. The Directorate of Revenue Intelligence said that they had extracted 1120.780 grams of gold from it, which was valued at a whopping ₹ 34,57,606. However, that information meant nothing to desi Twitter because all they saw was shit.

Despite the high value of the paste, netizens couldn’t stop comparing it to shit. So, here are their best takes:

1. They had it coming.

😂 pic.twitter.com/kRswLl6nRm

— Tempest (@ColdCigar) July 22, 2018

2. That’s GOLD!

https://twitter.com/RoshanKrRai/status/1020952476260945920

3. That’s true. You can’t unsee this.

I'll never be able to look at gold in the same way 🙈

— Seema (@iGeekyChic) July 22, 2018

4. Good lord!

pic.twitter.com/iRm61yHd5J

— Anant Garg (@fps_infinity) July 22, 2018

5. Actually, that would’ve been great.

Nice job by #Telangana Directorate of Revenue Intelligence…

Soney k ande dene walli murgi toh sunni thi… ab koi sonney ki potty bhi detta hai, pata laga 😜😜

— SayaZ (@SayaZ45946308) July 23, 2018

6. You need to be a true ‘Game of Thrones’ fan to understand this reference.

Was the smuggler Tywin Lannister?

— आत्मनिर्भर Boy Who Died Inside (@praveen_k_roy) July 22, 2018

7. The prediction actually came true.

आलू से सोना निकल रहा है क्या

— Aman kumar mishra (@Amankumramishra) July 22, 2018

8. World, meet an optimist.

टट्टी की शक्ल पर है खरा सोना

— Vivekumar (@hansyvivek24) July 22, 2018

9. Words of wisdom.

https://twitter.com/SarkDeb/status/1020962032986804225

10. Bappi da’s mornings look like…

Gold shit 💩

— Snehil Singh 🇮🇳 (@snehils1994) July 22, 2018

11. That’s off the menu for life.

Next time ur girl asks for any gold jewellery show her how gold paste looks like https://t.co/iGkE9ILkXl

— Stanley the Manley (@DedhShanaa) July 22, 2018

12. Meme within a meme. Meme-ception.

Golden Hug https://t.co/VM0VAL5tEB

— Ankur Agrawal (@TvWalllah) July 22, 2018

13. Why? Just why?

Was that person planning to brush his teeth with this paste everyday 🤔😑 https://t.co/3U3of9bWka

— S Aadeetya (@aadee_ram) July 22, 2018

14. You should see a doctor.

If that’s gold then my toilet is making me rich everyday. https://t.co/Qfk5il2zQA

— Harish Tamillionaire Iyengaar (@scaryhairyman) July 22, 2018

The human mind is capable of so many things and that’s the only reason why we get to see these wondrous products. However, the question still remains that what would you prefer? Gold made out of shit or shit made out of gold?