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It is no news that the internet, especially Twitter, is an ever-growing pit of hate and outrage. No seriously, it won’t even register and you’d have been already at-the-rated with adjectives you’d have never known, by the keyboard warriors protecting God knows what!
But amidst all the paraphernalia, the Twitterverse is undeniably a ‘utopian’ land where entertainment meets education. Do not believe me? Well, let’s just say you’re going to have a change of hearts in about 2 minutes!
British-born Chinese comedian, Ken Cheng, in a Twitter thread has done the impossible. He managed to diss every country’s flag (yes, all 195) and they’re very pretty hilarious. Here are our best picks!Â
1. There you go, America!
Thread where I disrespect every flag of every country one by one
The US flag: god it's shite
[1/195] pic.twitter.com/au3hQaHBUg— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
2. How do you want to explain that (the) UK?
United Kingdom:
What is this why are the red diagonals not even aligned
[2/195] pic.twitter.com/UtntaF6fFw— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
3. What happened there France?
wtf you didn't even try, just 3 colours what are you an ice cream
[3/195] pic.twitter.com/2y4dAw2L85— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
4. Ever heard of that, Italy?
ok italy this is just france but you know what the "fill" button is
[5/195] pic.twitter.com/7Rcy3rtF06— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
5. Ouch, Germany!
Germany:
an assault on the eyes, colours don't work, 1 star
[6/195] pic.twitter.com/oKUZARVgjU— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
6. Bwahahahaha
Mongolia: i find your lack of symmetry disturbing, the blue is not my preferred shade and wtf is that yellow entertainment unit
[8/195] pic.twitter.com/nqittU9dfM— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
7. Sorry, Slovakia!
a shield ain't gonna protect you from what I'm going to say Slovakia
you're ugly
[12/195] pic.twitter.com/6t3vAWmnP3— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
8. I kinda agree, Sri Lanka…
ok Sri Lanka is p badass, it's a lion with a SWORD, a lion is already a powerful animal in the wild and they gave it a SWORD
[16/195] pic.twitter.com/pR7d9L6oCz— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
9. ‘Get a ruler.’
I should go but I cant reject the will of the people
Colombia, you're top heavy, we've all tried to divide by hand, get a ruler
[28/195] pic.twitter.com/OXUwFMqpTA— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
10. Bet Australia didn’t see that coming!
Don't even get me started on all the flags with the Union Jack in the corner, like some serious daddy issues there Australia
[44/195] pic.twitter.com/aLW8cfWKXH— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
11. How accurate.
I can't finish this today, so I will be back tomorrow for more.
Cyprus looks like a coffee stain that looks like Cyprus
[61/195] pic.twitter.com/QxneV3qXd0— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
12. Brainteaser it is.
Good morning everyone!
Saudi Arabia looks like one of those cryptic brain teasers for "the pen is mightier than the sword"
[63/165] pic.twitter.com/itKoryhFuY— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 26, 2017
13. Thank God, I thought I was the only one!
Kuwait you look like one of those optical illusions that demonstrate changing 3d perspectives. You could be a metal bar or a room
[69/175] pic.twitter.com/dLy4vsPrIg— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 26, 2017
14. Hear that, Pakistan?
Please send in new applications! I have learned my lesson and am now paying my interns!
Pakistan try harder
[77/195] pic.twitter.com/lW9ev0QiQo— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 26, 2017
15.And FINALLY, it looks like a bike tyre for India! mmpphhh.
Been asked "Ffs how many days are you gonna take to finish this".
Look, this is too big to fuck up. Like the Marvel Cinematic Universe, I've planned it out till 2028.
Speaking of Ireland, India you are just a rotation and then someone dropped their bike tire on it
[80/195] pic.twitter.com/6HNXe27lAY— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 27, 2017
You think you can do better? Go out there and show it to the world, I mean Twitter. Also, you have (maybe) have 280 characters to do it now! 😉
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