Desi Twitter Announces Their Diwali Plans With Some Cracker Free Jokes And Memes

When we were kids, we weren’t used to thinking much about the implications of festivals like Diwali. Our parents would give us some money, we’d buy a ton of crackers with them and cause mayhem.

However, as we grew up and educated ourselves, we learnt that our fun has consequences. And apart from the environmental impact, since we’re burdened with the pressure of mehngai and house-cleaning, celebrating Diwali has become a tricky task.

So, netizens discussed their Diwali plans through some hilarious jokes and memes. Here are the best ones:

1. Smart. No, that’s really smart.

I've sorted my Rangoli Design for this Diwali. 😋😉 pic.twitter.com/IlIMT5PN4K

— 😍𝕾𝖊𝖏𝖆𝖑🌟( سیجل )💖 (@KeyaSMamma) October 31, 2018

2. Mazaak chal raha hai kya yaha pe?

https://twitter.com/BollywoodGandu/status/1056868262267445248

3. Thankfully, someone didn’t forget to wear his helmet.

Crush – Can you help me in diwali cleaning at home ?

Me – pic.twitter.com/dUYSTwoqmJ

— शिvam (@Oye_protein) October 29, 2018

4. *external screaming*

When you check your bank balance after Diwali shopping pic.twitter.com/OaRsuBrjzV

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) October 29, 2018

5. Why do you do this, mom?

Me as i planned my Saturday being lazy but then my mom turned into a Diwali cleaning day 😭 pic.twitter.com/ZrPUHqkoLY

— Uri (@ljphours) October 27, 2018

6. This is why you don’t have friends, man!

When they bully you for Diwali ki Safai#Diwali pic.twitter.com/avXAp4MA0T

— Yummy💙 (@Inima00) October 30, 2018

7. *looks at mirror*

*While Doing Diwali Safai*
Me to Mom: pic.twitter.com/Tr25Q9xXmD

— Lalit Chauhan🔥 (@Born_Gujrati) October 27, 2018

8. Yeah, be Wonder Woman some other day, sis.

https://twitter.com/Sakht_AF/status/1055829051531620354

9. They’ve taken on some challenge.

Supreme Court says – Fireworks only from 8pm to 10pm during Diwali.

Rest of India – Noted my Lord!

Delhi – LOL! Challenge accepted!

— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) October 24, 2018

10. Mom’s got a mean right hook.

Pic1- How i refuse to my mom to do Diwali ki safayi with her .
Pic2- After 5 mins pic.twitter.com/uWeraCWXUd

— Hunटरर ♂🥳 (@nickhunterr) October 26, 2018

11. That’s one way to say that.

Friend : Diwali kab hain ?

M S Dhoni : pic.twitter.com/Splpk3KuRn

— Khushamtweet! (@XitijNanavaty) October 27, 2018

12. Okay, then. Please cue ‘The Exorcist’ theme.

https://twitter.com/MallickRizwan/status/1056884556345868288

13. True that.

#Diwali vacation At Home 💯 pic.twitter.com/picQZn5Oaq

— Ro HiT (@memenist66) October 23, 2018

14. That’s tough.

https://twitter.com/TGUK_25/status/1055337557687332864

15. Full circle.

The economy is so bad that this year I will request my watchman for Diwali baksheesh

— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) October 26, 2018

16. Huh! Is that so?

Spending money till there is nothing left in your bank account is the real diwali ki safai.

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) October 21, 2018

So, what’s your Diwali plans? Are you feeling like a daredevil and in the mood to flout all safety norms (I wouldn’t advise that though)? Or are you going to play it safe and environment-friendly?