This February, I’m Dating Food Because There’s 50% Off At Top Restaurants. Who’s Joining Me?

Someone wiser than I once said, “There is no sincerer love than the love of food” and I still haven’t found something truer than this. And I read all the magazines, you see. 🙂 Also, if you haven’t guessed it already- I’m a bonafide, certified foodie.

But first things first, there’s a flat 50% off on food, drinks and buffet at top 2000+ restaurants across 8 cities of India and that prompted me to convince you that dating food is way (way way) better than dating a real person.

Especially when there is Dineout’s The Great Indian Restaurant Festival looking upon me. 

But more on that after I have properly professed my feelings for the one true love of my life- food!

I have a bunch of reasons that will convince you why dating food is better (A LOT) than dating people. And I don’t care if society accepts my relationship or not, but I’m dating food this February! And here’s why…

1. Because it is the only relationship that is selfless and giving.

Sometimes it comes with tomato ketchup and a side of fries.

2. It doesn’t judge what I wear when I’m with it.

PJs, blankets, what have you.

3. But it always comes well-dressed!

Dash of lime, garnished with fresh cilantro. *smacks lips*

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4. Because I can avoid awkward conversations with strangers.

“Can I have the dessert menu (and not talk to you) please?”

5. It comforts me with FOOD for thought when I’m low.

Always.

6. It never cancels on me. Never. ever.

Yes, no hassles of getting stood up too.

7. Foodgasms are REAL!

Yes, yougiaz. You won’t have to fake this one.

8. It doesn’t judge me when I make noises or burp!

Doesn’t mind the occasional slurps too.

9. It comes to me whenever I want it, any way I want it.

Imagine eggs just the way you like it. And healthy!

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10. And of course, Dineout’s The Great Indian Restaurant Festival

As self-suggestive as it can be, GIRF 2018 is a celebration of food for food connoisseurs who believe in the magic that happens where the taste buds are. Hey, if FOMO has paid you a visit then don’t worry because that is exactly why I’m here- to turn you. Because now you can avail a whopping flat 50% discount on food, alcohol and buffet at some of the best restaurants like Brick Kitchen (Ahmedabad), Malaka Spice (Pune), Copper Chimney (Mumbai), Soi- The Asian Street Kitchen (Kolkata), Chilli’s (Hyderabad), Jazbaa (Delhi), Little Italy (Chennai), The Pavillion (Bengaluru). If not now, then when?

Flat 50% off on food, alcohol and buffet!

Whether you’re going out for a lavish lunch, a couple of drinks or a sumptuous buffet spread, you’ll get a Flat 50% Off your bill! All you’ve got to do is log on to Dineout and pay the booking fee to secure a spot at your favourite restaurant!

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Talking about restaurants, they range from the top standalone brands in 8 cities (Ahmedabad, Pune, Mumbai, Delhi, Chennai, Bengaluru, Kolkata, Hyderabad) as well as the best luxury dining restaurants.

 

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And there’s more, you can get an additional 100% cashback on your booking fee when you pay via Airtel Payments Bank, a complimentary William Lawson’s whisky and 50% off on your Pepsi drinks at selected restaurants.

So, what are you waiting for? Take the plunge and eat your heart out. You won’t regret. 😉