‘In a world full of good jokes-bad jokes, why not be a poor joke?!’ said no joke ever!
Yet, we hoomans have explored that territory the most. There are so MANY PJ’s circling the inter-web and splashing all over my timelines, that I have become a constant sniggerer at work, and my colleagues silently (sometimes, openly) judge me, BIG time.
But still, these jokes are so funny that I can’t help laugh real hard over them, and then immediately question my sense of humour, thereafter. Whatever makes you laugh, makes you laugh! Right?
So, without much ado, welcome to my list of hand-picked corny-yet-punny jokes that will make your day and judge me a bit. (P.S. You’re welcome!)
1. Umm, will it be politically correct to laugh over this? * thinks confused but still laughs *
2. Pardanasheen ko, be-Prada na kardoon! ?
3. Bad hair day got a new joke!
5. And, and, and, it was followed by a killer reply!
6. Oh, my, BRAIN got hit with something! ?
7. Eh! Who called this a joke and not a poor joke?
8. Geography meets desiness!
9. But why? WHY!? ?
10. Somewhere a keyboard is laughing real hard!
11. Baat toh true hain!
12. You and I, in this beautiful world *background score*
13. How did they ‘manage’ to nail this?
14. You too theka bow! 😛
15. …Rey Jai, Shyama, Gauri…!
16. I am speechless, truly!
17. Laugh when you get it!
18. Gud naal ishq meetha?
19. OH.MY.GAWD! ?
20. I have no comments after this! ??
Damn, mahn! These are really corny. I guess even a corn would now say, ‘Bitch, please, staph it!’