There are three things that have absolutely zero use in this world and hence, don’t need to exist – jeans without pockets, XXL teddy bears, and Chyawanprash. Now, in case you are one of God’s favourite children and don’t know what Chyawanprash is…it’s basically a grainy jam-like thing that smells like torture and tastes like death. If you are someone who actually likes Chyawanprash, I salute you.
Chyawanprash was made to confuse adults and punish kids. And now they have made cookies out of the abomination. COOKIES! One Twitter user posted a picture of ‘Chyawanprash Soft Rolls’ which basically looks like ‘Dark Chocolate Fantasy’ but we all know how it would taste like.
I’m pretty sure God is looking down on us and wondering, “I shouldn’t have given them the power of imagination.”
everyday we stray further away from god
(pic by a friend) pic.twitter.com/kybpdXNUwN
— Soumya (@bytesofnews) February 28, 2021
Desi people online are traumatised. One of them has tasted this and has confirmed that these cute looking Chwayanprash ‘Soft’ Rolls are ‘hard’ on the taste buds. Others are just trying to process the doom mankind is headed towards.
I don’t know how this shit ended up in my house but the first bite I took I just threw the whole thing out so friggin 🤮
— Chrisel Monteiro (@ChriselLeolla) February 28, 2021
That right there looks disgusting. I can taste and smell the photo. Eww pic.twitter.com/y4AsqKmGgv
— Sumeet Shelar (@Sumeet_S_Shelar) February 28, 2021
Do you dip this in tea?
— . (@wordsonmorphine) March 1, 2021
Thoda zehar roll bhi banwao .. seedha woi de dena 😒
— Sandeep_Mufc (@Chote_Sardarji) February 28, 2021
— ketofol (@sakira911) February 28, 2021
What fresh hell is this?
— brinda (@VasudevanBrinda) February 28, 2021
That's why hell was created. https://t.co/95hQnyv1tJ
— Parikshit Shah 🇮🇳📱👨💻 (@imparixit) February 28, 2021
Creativity in food products should be allowed only till a point. Beyond that, it should be a punishable offence. https://t.co/j3DYO2Ki6b
— Samrat (@SamratNM) February 28, 2021
There’s a special place in purgatory for people who come up with such products. https://t.co/GkJC1Olihl
— Ishan Bhatkoti (@Ishan_bhatkoti) February 28, 2021
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Why would you do this to kids https://t.co/2Sye4Agcc8— ShAR (@Am_UptoNoGood) February 28, 2021
Whoever came up with this, doesn’t want people to be happy. I rest my case.