While a good poetry has immense power to move you, a bad one too has similar effects. The only difference being, the bad ones move you hysterically while you laugh out loud over them. Just like the ones we are about to present to you.
Twitter’s celebrating Bad Poetry Day and the poems/haikus we have chanced upon are quite funny, TBH. Lame? Yes. Funny? Double yes. We can’t help but share it with y’all.
1. Umm, that’s some major decision to make.
#badpoetryday @AmazingPhil @danielhowell pic.twitter.com/XkuGYz2qDt
— Morgan Danielle (@momo_bixch) August 18, 2017
2. Double bonanza!
Laughter works, too, so
If it's what your heart wants, then
Do do that, should you#badpoetryday— Jane E. 🏳️🌈 (@gotjane) August 18, 2017
3. They do suck….ok not, really!
Readers, listen up —
I'm pretty sure these will suck.
If not? My dumb luck. 😒#badpoetryday— Jane E. 🏳️🌈 (@gotjane) August 18, 2017
4. Too much poop!
#badpoetryday pic.twitter.com/KXIjAa1xaw
— Tracy Davidson (@tracydavidson27) August 18, 2017
5. We sure do.
Arteries are red
Veins are blue
I know science
And now so do you #badpoetryday @danielhowell @AmazingPhil— Chloe Selvey (@thatsjustchloe) August 18, 2017
6. We wish the same. 😛
For #badpoetryday *clears throat*
I should be glad
Bad poetry is just a fad
But nonetheless would like to say
I wish that it would go away. pic.twitter.com/ya8Ci7Obnv— Jackie French (@jackie_french_) August 18, 2017
7. What is that even suppose to mean? #SeriouslyConfused.
The walls have eyes. Aye.
The walls know why. Bye.
The walls see all.
They can't be stalled.
The all-walled-bye-eyed walls.#badpoetryday— Peter Rabitt (@P_Rabitt) August 18, 2017
8. Peter Rabit should really not try his hands at poems.
1:2
There once a lady from Leeds
Whose diet was nothing but weeds
She'd say I feel grea'!, Hope to stay that way, yay!— Peter Rabitt (@P_Rabitt) August 18, 2017
2:2
But my gums have such a case of the bleeds! #badpoetryday— Peter Rabitt (@P_Rabitt) August 18, 2017
9. After ‘kink’ I thought there would be ‘think’. But, no!
My life is a joke
I want to choke
That is my kink
Whisk.#badpoetryday @danielhowell @AmazingPhil
— 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕕𝕤☁️ (@pastelduun) August 18, 2017
10. Well, you have to agree that staying hydrated is key.
@danielhowell @AmazingPhil #badpoetryday
roses are red
memes are now dated
all i hope is that
you stay hydrated 💦 pic.twitter.com/aTcjS4HtKn— hannah :)) (@hannahxwhiting) August 18, 2017
11. That’s not even a poem. :/
https://twitter.com/journalistpreet/status/898463842631467008
12. The truth of the tweet.
Twitter tweets are quite a treat
They’re short and sweet.
And really neat.
It’s such a blast
That they don’t last!#badpoetryday— Stella Ippie (@JacquinNugent) September 21, 2016
13. Huh?
Wifi works the graveyard shift
So beware of Geeks
Bearing gifts#3lines #mpy #badpoetryday— Stella Ippie (@JacquinNugent) September 28, 2016
14. Good try, though!
@danielhowell @AmazingPhil
I woke up this morning
With the sun in my eye
Saw it was bad poetry day
So I've given it a try#badpoetryday— Angela Knight (@itsangelak) August 18, 2017
15. Not quite the end we were hoping.
There was a young girl who wrote rhymes
She wrote at peculiar times
Then one day she quit
She thought they were shit
The end#badpoetryday— Nevermore. (@noripcord2007) August 18, 2017
16. This masterpiece!
#badpoetryday Roses are red, violes are blue, i want to die
— con (@broccolikiddo) August 18, 2017
Before you go all, ‘I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it’, tell us which one did you like the best. And if you wanna get creative, then leave a #BadPoetry in the comments below.