Remember when Rihanna sang, “We found love in a hopeless place”? She probably meant online! And she was also probably just prophesising about this whacky twist of fate that brought a group of women together, forming what the internet is calling ‘a lesbian sex cult’! All thanks to a straight guy. And here they thought straight men were good for nothing! (Kidding, okay?)
Twitter user @springbreak2005 was kind enough to share screenshots of what went down when a guy she hung out with tried to ask multiple women for nudes simultaneously, but ended up accidentally making a group chat!
I hung out with this guy a couple times last semester and this morning he tried to snapchat me and a bunch of other girls but accidentally started a huge groupchat and pic.twitter.com/CgSG5xGgro
— iceblink schmuck (@SPRlNGBREAK2005) April 20, 2018
The lovely ladies, upon realising what silly, silly, Kyle had done, named the group chat as ‘Kyles fuck up’ and went on chatting. However, one of them suggested that they remove Kyle and get it on by themselves!
Oops, sorry Kyle. Your services are not needed anymore. Thanks, though.
What do you think happened then? If this looks like a story straight out of a movie then you’re probably right. Because, shocker, all the girls were onboard! I mean, what are the odds, right?
“Yeah I’m here for that gay shit.”
And then dog photos? What more incentives could they’ve needed?
Introductions happened. Photos were exchanged. And the ladies marvelled at the coincidence that all of them were Gorgeous, Gay and Grateful to be put in this a-mazing Group chat!
“Some gay shit. Welcome to the gay zone.”
As for those happy ending fantasies, they all decided to stay in the group chat together and thank their lucky stars (and Kyle) for what was going to be a viral lesbian sex cult.
The tweet was flooded with requests for more updates and plenty of requests for admission to ‘Kyles fuck up’ club!
It escalated after @springbreak2005 posted this promising update….
Update everyone is sending nudes
— iceblink schmuck (@SPRlNGBREAK2005) April 20, 2018
Statements for the chat become pure motivational homosexual canon that people wanted to display on their profiles!
Yaaaaas PRIDE!
https://twitter.com/peachy_chels/status/987601950651895809
Remember there were dog photos? Well, as promised, one of the ladies from the group chimed in with the much anticipated picture of her dog!
https://twitter.com/nutterooni/status/987509832763703301
Such a babe!
There was, of course, regret and some major FOMO from someone who was a part of the group but had left it before all that awesome went down!
UHHH tell me this isn’t the same chat that i left immediately after being added????? pic.twitter.com/WLbqC9BhCd
— mak (@makaelaanoel) April 21, 2018
someone please add me back
— mak (@makaelaanoel) April 21, 2018
Yeah, not gonna happen! Or did it? Was she let into the group again? Guess we’ll never know….
Some people, with oodles of time in the world and a mission to spread joy on Twitter, made some astute and rather NSFW observations.
nice pic.twitter.com/7ajC1ovDpM
— Paul [5 years of hell] Wood (@SuperRetroid) April 21, 2018
Basically, every third tweet was a version of this….
https://twitter.com/sojogoes/status/987510501205794816
Petitions for a band were also put forward because would you look at that badass name?
Someone start a band name called that. It sounds like an all female prog rock group and never have I wanted more in life.
— Brandy Goslin (@brandy_goslin) April 22, 2018
Once Capitalism, Patriarchy and a Lesbian Sex Cult walked into a bar…. The rest, as they say, is meta!
The boss needs the workers, but the workers do not need the boss. As with capitalism, so also with patriarchy… https://t.co/3xuUnPSzDE
— The Inner Moon (@TheInnerMoon) April 21, 2018
As for Kyle, the man of the moment was hailed an absolute hero for bringing together this group of women and giving us an epic Twitter thread in the process!
Cupid’s got nothing on Kyle!
Not all heroes wear capes. Sometimes, some heroes try to make group chats for the purpose of acquiring nudes but instead being people together for possible relationships and then those people send nudes to each other after kicking the creator out.
— Spectre (@sldfspectresix) April 21, 2018
A Dark Knight, if you will, that all lesbians needed and deserved.
EXACTLY like Batman.
— Lasse (@LasseRafn) April 21, 2018
The Avengers Assembling is okay and all, but when it’s patriarchy that needs defeating…. Who you gonna call? Lesbian Sex Cult!
The beginning of the end of the patriarchy https://t.co/j9SbezeTXO
— Selebro verle bueno (@desselebrada) April 22, 2018
Be proud, Kyle. Be proud.
Be proud, Kyle. One day you will be celebrated as the man who brought these women together. You will, without knowing, be a part of their joys, and hardships. You will be the meet cute for at least one long term relationship.
You are a veritable Cupid, Kyle.
Fuckin' creeper. https://t.co/TjZd0p2V9X
— Stephen Blackmoore (@sblackmoore) April 21, 2018
This is the kind of Ittefaq that would blow even Akshay Kumar’s mind. #EverythingIsPlanned NOT.