You know what I find totally unfair? Why do do girls always get trolled for pouting or tilting their heads to take selfies? Okay, agreed that the ‘duck-face phenomenon’ exists, but hey, men are no different!
Boys, too, have a collection of ‘poses’ that they will unleash on you during special circumstances, such as profile pictures, Snapchat stories and dating profiles. And one girl on Twitter has decided to reveal them all to the world!
Twitter user Spooky Sedona shared a series of tweets showcasing the different ways guys pose to take pictures that’ll make men blush with embarrassment and women exclaim, “OMG so true!”
How guys take pics: a thread by me pic.twitter.com/KJgwZ0NZtN
— Sedona C137 (@idksedona) September 11, 2017
Here’s the author of this very interesting Twitter thread! She’s found the perfect setting: a bathroom mirror with the sink quite visible. And her outfit is perfect too, complete with track pants and a cap!
1. The first just had to be the standard pose!
The OG mirror selfie pic.twitter.com/He8EEjdXP0
— Sedona C137 (@idksedona) September 11, 2017
2. Or as we Indians like to call it, the ‘dhai kilo ka haath’ pose!
The "gain train" pic.twitter.com/cN6DJbkGxQ
— Sedona C137 (@idksedona) September 11, 2017
3. The partial Salman Khan, if you please!
The "grind never stops" pic.twitter.com/SujiXrYfjb
— Sedona C137 (@idksedona) September 11, 2017
4. Because sweatpants = Cool Quotient!
#greysweatpantschallenge pic.twitter.com/RZ2jXu7jK6
— Sedona C137 (@idksedona) September 11, 2017
5. “Hey girl! I am sensitive and cute and just look at me smile!”
The "conversation starter" pic.twitter.com/Nn51fqMY2k
— Sedona C137 (@idksedona) September 11, 2017
6. So you can count every beard hair, every zit on that handsome visage!
The close up with THE face pic.twitter.com/hZHv0QlFiI
— Sedona C137 (@idksedona) September 11, 2017
7. Stay cool, bruh!
The "uhhsuhh dude" pic.twitter.com/Cs6HYpO8gh
— Sedona C137 (@idksedona) September 11, 2017
8. The “I am a Gamer” starter pack!
The "hold up b I'm playing 2k" pic.twitter.com/Sv4kkhmszE
— Sedona C137 (@idksedona) September 11, 2017
9. The prelude to ‘chaar bottle vodka’!
The "cum thru to my frat party we only have beer" pic.twitter.com/flDtiDGBll
— Sedona C137 (@idksedona) September 11, 2017
10. Hotline BLING!
The one who wears every piece of jewelry he owns pic.twitter.com/rkadc5UIj4
— Sedona C137 (@idksedona) September 11, 2017
11. The equivalent to a no-makeup selfie!
The "no I'm not flexing" pic.twitter.com/AuGOVbWbFa
— Sedona C137 (@idksedona) September 11, 2017
12. FYR, that’s the new iPhone I’m talking on!
The "srry I can't hear you" pic.twitter.com/xCzSvsyVea
— Sedona C137 (@idksedona) September 11, 2017
13. “But baby, what did I do this time?”
The "I need me a lil baby who gon listen" pic.twitter.com/WFPZ37hBWs
— Sedona C137 (@idksedona) September 11, 2017
14. Totally NSFW but as long as I look hot!
And last but NOT least pic.twitter.com/IjMvP3kBdx
— Sedona C137 (@idksedona) September 11, 2017
Can we all agree she absolutely nailed it with these? I don’t know about you but this is EVERY guy’s photos album I have ever come across!
And Twitter totally concurs! The thread has gone viral and people are chiming in with praise and even suggestions!
1. You the real MVP, girl!
https://twitter.com/TardisGrant/status/907750525902442498
2. Admit it. This was you the entire time you were reading this.
— syd (@ogsydney) September 12, 2017
3. Ha! Missed one!
you forgot the 'jawline picture'
— ✨🧚♀️🙈 (@hdubaissi) September 12, 2017
4. I’m faking it. But is it evident that I’m faking it?
Also the 'idk how to take pics pic from down'
— CozyMuffin (@IsymagMuffins) September 14, 2017
Things took a pretty hilarious turn when the men began sharing their thoughts!
1. The cat’s out of the bag!
I don't feel safe anymore…
— Drew (@Bodhiwillis) September 11, 2017
2. No offense!
i feel personally attacked. but can't argue 🤷🏼♂️😂
— p-diddy (@payton_huffman) September 12, 2017
3. Oops! There’s one more!
Here's one you missed 😂 pic.twitter.com/KE2myHtfaa
— Grant Whitson (@OMFGrant) September 13, 2017
4. Relatable Level: 100% legit!
I can confirm these are 100% accurate
— Lil Yata 🇯🇵 (@Austin_Tyler617) September 11, 2017
Well, the girl definitely has some acute observation skills and she’s put them to good use. Wonder what new characteristic is she going to pick at next! We can’t wait!