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Are you one of these people who don’t like cursing but cannot stop yourself from wanting to snap someone’s neck with your words? But the thing is, it’s difficult to do that without sarcasm. What if it isn’t about sarcasm at all? How do you get to a comeback?
Worry not, here are a few little remedies if you may that you may use whenever you want to insult someone without really using swearing.
1. Your breath smells like a wet flip-flop.
2. Everyone who has ever loved you was wrong.
3. I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.
4. You are one of those babies that should have been swallowed.
5. You are as useful as a chocolate teapot.
6. If you were just a little bit more intelligent, you would be a moron.
7. You Oxymoronic hyperbole.
8. My car headlights are brighter than your future.
9. Be gone you dwarf, you minimus, you bead, you acorn!
10. Go step on a LEGO.
11. You son of a clipboard!
12. You certainly are at the top of the bell curve!
13. May you live in interesting times.
14. Don’t be such a pencil sharpener.
15. You dirty microwave.
16. A pair o’ pathetic peripatetics.
17. You look like a salad.
18. The ultrasound was right. You are a malignant tumor!
19. You rusty wooden spoon!
20. You great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies.
Which one are you using the next time you want to have a go at someone?
Let us know in the comment section! 😀
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