It is safe to assume that everybody has gone on a date and faced the evil (ask people who are socially awkward like me) face-to-face. While the good ones can be counted on the tip of the fingers, the bad ones, yes those vivid tales of unexpected encounters, are not easy to forget!
So, when Jimmy Fallon called out people to recount their worst dates and experiences, in another #game, Twitter didn’t disappoint!
So when Jimmy lead the baton,
I was so clueless on a date with this girl, I served saltine crackers and made her play Mario Kart with me. #MyWorstDate
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) May 24, 2017
…the following tweets convinced me, I have seen nothing! NOTHING.
1. I think my soul just puked!
#MyWorstDate The guy spent the first hour talking about his amoebic dysentery & the second flirting with someone else!
— cathy (@BucolicBumpkin) May 30, 2015
2. That’s gotta be awkward!
I thought it was going to be a silent fart and it came out louder than an air horn. I never heard from her again #MyWorstDate
— Marcos (@MarcosAmparo3) May 24, 2017
3. I would officially want to reserve my ‘Soul just puked’ comment for this one!
Halfway through the meal he pulled out a small screwdriver and started cleaning his ears with it. #MyWorstDate
— Jane Matenaer (@janematenaer) May 24, 2017
4. OUCH
I went to dinner with a girl, and she decided to take the leftovers home to her boyfriend. #myworstdate
— StaticGorilla (Gabriel) (@StaticGorilla) May 24, 2017
5. The story of survival!
First date- guy said Jesus spoke to him and told him I was the one. I went to the bathroom and never returned #MyWorstDate
— RogueMLO (@Ballistic_Angel) May 24, 2017
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6. Ummmm
At dinner with a guy. His phone rings, he answers it, and I hear him say "hey babe I'm just running late…" #MyWorstDate
— Jessica D (@short_greek) May 25, 2017
7. Small world yall. Small world!
#MyWorstDate Met the guy on tinder, ubered to the date to meet a "business professional". Met the guy at the bar, it was my uber driver.
— Cat (@Catcidental) May 25, 2017
8. *cries incest*
My friend decided to set me up on a blind date with one of his girlfriends friends. The girl she brought was my cousin… #MyWorstDate
— Tim Drake (@timdrake) May 24, 2017
9. It is what it is!
My friends set me up with this super hot guy. He arrived at my house and immediately hit it off with my gay brother. #MyWorstDate
— Linda Childers (@lindarchilders) May 24, 2017
10. W.O.R.S.T
he forgot to take off his wedding ring #MyWorstDate @FallonTonight
— KeepWearingYoMask 🏳️🌈💖💜💙 (@anoticingsenpa1) May 25, 2017
11. I feel ya, sister (been there, done that)!
#MyWorstDate after dinner we went to his place to watch a movie. I sat on a tiny beanbag chair while he sat on the couch. With his roommate.
— magg¡e (@maggie410berry) May 25, 2017
12. I would have broken his TBH.
He asked me when and how I broke my nose. I didn't. #MyWorstDate
— Anna Anderson Ⓥ (@AnnaCHHC) May 24, 2017
13. They still make those?
#MyWorstDate was showing me his place.Opened a closet of women's clothes & said "She's moving out at the end of the month." #truestory
— Lang Parker (@langcomedy) May 25, 2017
14. ‘Yeh to tatti hai.’
https://twitter.com/heather_sims17/status/867582334878588929
15. But he is. #JustSaying!
My date saw I was wearing a Superman ring so he drew a flowchart on a napkin & ranted for 40mins about why Batman was better #MyWorstDate
— Jess Pratt (@jess_supey06) May 24, 2017
16. Ummmm..Mmmmmmhhhhhh
https://twitter.com/johnthesimp/status/867520729025323008
17. Fambushed!
Her dad showed up and sat with us at Starbucks. Then he asked when it was gonna be over. Bruh, it was over when you sat down #MyWorstDate
— Bill Bradley (@gumgumerson) May 24, 2017
18. *punches*
he waited until after I ordered my food to tell me that he didn't want to eat… going to lunch was HIS idea. #MyWorstDate @jimmyfallon
— McKay Borbon (@mckayborbon) May 25, 2017
&nbs;
19. On another note!
Can't have a worst date if you never have a date. #MyWorstDate pic.twitter.com/RxNJxe1FF4
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) May 25, 2017
20. However, this one’s my favourite!
https://twitter.com/vkincius/status/867548419384127489
Cause some things are meant to be, you guys! We just have to have to wait for our sweater-in-the-braces moment.
Until then,
