It’s that day of the year again, fellas. The day that gives couples another reason to celebrate and singles, the performative pressure to match #Goals on social media- Valentine’s day. Hey, I’m no member of the Bajrang Dal but excuse me, adulting is difficult as it is! And the constant badgering or lovey-dovey PDA and an ‘ideal’ Valentine’s is a pain…you know where!
Now, (I don’t know If I should be happy or sad) I’m not the only one. Twitter if you haven’t noticed already in tripping on anything but love (read humour/sarcasm) and it’s the best way to cope.
Here see for yourself and don’t forget to laugh along.
1. Can you argue that?
This Valentine's day take time to celebrate the connection between the one you love, yourself, and your adhaar card. It's mandatory.
— Vir Das (@thevirdas) February 14, 2018
2. Bwahahahhahaha
When #ValentinesDay comes with #MahaShivaratri
😭😭😂😂 pic.twitter.com/3A6iZCa3Tt— Oye Panda (@Panda_CBE) February 14, 2018
3. Popular opinion of the day.
the safest place to meet today is a temple – pakde gye to bum bum bole #ValentinesDay
— GILL 2.0 (@ikpsgill1) February 14, 2018
4. Presenting, my favourite.
Last minute festival shopping pic.twitter.com/M482osWqGG
— dorku (@Dorkstar) February 14, 2018
5. Okay, I clearly jumped the gun.
Happy" hamein kya lena dena " day to everyone
— Self Isolated Sunil (@1sInto2s) February 14, 2018
6. #LifeLessons
Please be extra careful today don’t get it mixed up.
Shiv ji ke liye DHATURE ka phool aur Girlfriend ke liye GULAB ka!!
Galti se bhi mistake mat karna.Happy #ValentinesDay— anurag basu (@basuanurag) February 14, 2018
7. Ouch.
https://twitter.com/FortniteCentraI/status/963677180562739200
8. You bet!
Great dates on #ValentinesDay! 😉 pic.twitter.com/BKIwvrCiB2
— Amit Paranjape (@aparanjape) February 14, 2018
9. Well, well.
Pic 1 – normal day
Pic 2 – #ValentinesDay
😉😂😂 pic.twitter.com/O6w9FJhfQb— मारवाड़ी भाई (@Surandrasingh21) February 14, 2018
10. *cries in a corner*
Boss : any Valentine’s Day plans after office?
Colleague 1 : Mera husband aa raha hai
Colleague 2 : Mera boyfriend aa raha hai
Me : Rona aa raha hai
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) February 14, 2018
11. Ummmmm…mmm…mmm…
Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho aur Valentine's Day aise manao ki baccha na ho.
— BhayanakPuppy (@BhayanakPuppy) February 14, 2017
12. Farah has a different problem, it’s funny nonetheless!
My sons valentine wish to me” I LOVE YOU… because ur so chubby”!!! 😡too late to cancel his bday party too
— Farah Khan (@TheFarahKhan) February 14, 2018
13. 404 Error.
Me: will you be my valentine?
Crush: pic.twitter.com/fvl7anZf3s
— Tanzila Anis. (@aaliznat) February 13, 2018
14. Hard not to laugh.
*in a parallel universe*
Bajrang dal to couples on valentines day: pic.twitter.com/p8xCMx1tqC— Mayank पाथ ब्रेकर (@imayankkk) February 14, 2018
15. Ohkay, Google. Stop attacking.
#ValentinesDay
😿😿 pic.twitter.com/fBXsh3BxPu— शिvam (@Oye_protein) February 14, 2018
What is that?
You have more to add? Please be my guest and let us know your V-day plan (pffff) in the comments below!
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