Why did you break up?
The ultimate question I’ve heard people ask so many times that I have lost count. The answer you expect ranges from ‘it was not working out’ or ‘we both are very different’ to ‘we tried but couldn’t make it work’ or ‘s/he cheated upon me’. That’s pretty much normal.
Breaking up with someone or being broken up with can never be a good feeling. People have their reasons. We understand that. But sometimes the reason for a break-up is so-fucking-bizarre that we can’t help but drop dead (figuratively, people) after laughing out loud over it.
We chanced upon a Quora thread where people were sharing ‘the most bizarre reasons for breaking up a relationship’. And, I make this up….NOT… they are downright absurd.
1. Ok! This is hilarious.
So, this guy was a teenager when this happened and was texting, in his average English, with his girlfriend. Only to realise that he was being pranked upon by his GF’s friends. When the girl on the other end texted saying that it was a prank, he wrote:Â “It’s ok, Dood. What’s up?”
After a while, his girlfriend’s reply was: “We are done, you retard. Dude, you don’t even know how to spell ‘dude’. You’re the worst boyfriend ever. You made fun of my reputation in front of my friends. I hate you. Don’t you dare to text me again.”
Ouch!
2. She was in a toxic relationship and got out of it.
3. Reminds me of Lily from ‘How I Met Your Mother’. But at least Marshall didn’t break-up with her.
4. They were waiting in a queue at a temple on an auspicious day. He was asked to fast by his GF. He saw a very old lady begging and crying. He took her outside and got her a dosa.
5. My question, exactly.
6. Is there a divorce gene? ?
7. After a week-long discussion over cat poop, he dumped her.
8. Long story short. He didn’t pick up her 3am drunk dial and failed to check up on her during Sunday.
When she asked what he did the previous day, he said: “Nothing much – watched TV, tended to the tomatoes. Slept.” She went to his place to have ‘the talk’, uprooted all the tomatoes, threw the soil all over him while screaming: “Your precious tomatoes, your precious f*king tomatoes!”
WTF!
9. This is something new.
He was engaged to a girl (arranged marriage) who was using iPhone 5S. When iPhone 6 launched and she demanded it from him, he tried to reason that he could buy her jewellery or clothes instead. She threw tantrums and finally called off the wedding.
10. She was half-Chinese and half-Japanese and his parents disapproved. ?
Cantaloupe’s her favourite fruit. At least, now she can have it whenever she wants.
11. Her room was purple.
He told her: “You are the most confusing lady I ever met. You don’t like normal things. Sorry, this is not going to work out!”
Umm, what?!
12. She sniffed her coffee because she loved the aroma.
He told her: “I don’t think I can go out with you anymore. You should go for a check-up”.
13. But Spongebob Squarepants is cute. Isn’t he? ?
14. His Mormon girlfriend could talk to God? For real? ?
15. What’s with girls and cartoon characters? *thinks confused*
We are trippin’ on these answers and can’t stop laughing. ?
Poster Courtesy: Sachin Kaushik
Source: Quora