People On Twitter Shared Some Of Their ‘Worst Childhood Rumours’ And It’s Hilarious

For most of us, childhood was the time of innocence. We believed what we heard, without questioning it’s accuracy. And why would we, when the people telling us stuff were our teachers, parents, relatives and friends?

Little did we know back then how they were taking advantage of our innocence and gullibility! From stationery companies to our parents, everybody lied to us. So twitter took it upon itself to make people swallow the red pill (for those who don’t get it, I’m referring to the Matrix!), and brought out the worst childhood rumors that we so naively believed in.

1. Like how our love life was sorted

Playing FLAMES can determine your #relationship status with anyone. #WorstChildhoodRumors

— Woo (@TheWooApp) June 11, 2015

 

2. Or when that eraser broke our hearts (and tore our pages)

#WorstChildhoodRumors that this eraser will work for ink.All that it did was tear my notebook and leave an ugly mark! pic.twitter.com/9J6243b0xD

— Sudha Narayanan (@sudhanarayanan) June 11, 2015

 

3. Our worst fear

#WorstChildhoodRumors If you eat conjoined fruits then you will produce conjoined babies pic.twitter.com/1rHrFBPCpu

— Ankuuuuu (@Miss_Ankiita) June 11, 2015

 

4. The old is gold story

any sentence that started with “hamare zamane mein” #WorstChildhoodRumors

— Sharath Nair (@rianair24) June 11, 2015

 

5. I’m still looking for the person who said this

You can do whatever u wanna Do after Class 10 -_- #WorstChildhoodRumors

— SαLмαɴs Squaddie (@SalmanAddict) June 11, 2015

 

6. The fear of being a bachelor forever

#Worstchildhoodrumors got slapped in one chick? you won’t get married in future unless you got in the other too

— Pritam Das (@Pdas26) June 11, 2015

 

7. The one nightmare that kept us awake

If you eat the seed of the fruit, a tree will grow inside you. #WorstChildhoodRumors

— Rutul (@BanterBaman) June 11, 2015

 

8.  And how we were fooled to get gassy stomach and lactose intolerance

Drink milk for fair skin. If you drink tea, you’ll become dark #WorstChildhoodRumors

— sassySups (@sassySups) June 11, 2015

 

9. Our undying love for them was just a joke

That the actors and actress were actually singing songs with their own voices, in a cinema. #WorstChildhoodRumors

— Kichleeka (@NikkalKundhal) June 11, 2015

 

10. Teachers were just Severus Snape in disguise

Don’t worry tomorrow’s exam will be easy #WorstChildhoodRumors

— Rewan Essam (@Rony808) June 11, 2015

 

11. The not so honest policy

Honesty is the best policy #WorstChildhoodRumors

— Gappistan Radio (@GappistanRadio) June 11, 2015

 

12. The one thing that stopped us from headbutting another

If you head hits somebody else’s, you will grow horns. #WorstChildhoodRumors

— Don (@Juuism) June 11, 2015

 

Seriously? How could you do that to us?? 🙁

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