Twitter is the place for brilliant ideas. And since it is the season of weddings and romance, someone had the most brilliant idea to… make a list of songs that would be kickass to play when couples divorce!
No kidding! Twitter user Eric Alper posed quite the interesting question to his followers about the songs that would probably be the most popular plays at divorces!
We all know the really popular songs played at weddings. If we played songs at divorces, what songs would be popular?
— Eric Alper 🎧 (@ThatEricAlper) November 18, 2018
Consider the trend of conscious uncoupling announcements and divorce parties, we think having a playlist handy might be a very dilligent thing to do!
And Twitter, being ever the enthusiast to rack its brains over such challenges, volunteered some perfect songs for the occasion!
The entries were just too awesome too many! But I present to you a curated playlist of Twitter’s most popular breakup/divorce songs!
OF COURSE, THERE WAS TAYLOR SWIFT!
I mean, come on. Come on.
We are Never Getting Back Together- #taylorswift
— Samantha (@samihn88) November 18, 2018
Yes, that’s right. I don’t it.
https://twitter.com/hbmama70/status/1064221214510481408
Good Riddance to bad rubbish?
“Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)” since it’s actually about a breakup, which is why it’s awkward to hear it played at graduation ceremonies.
— Makena (@MakDPostmodern) November 18, 2018
Gimme some Kelly Clarkson and I’m sorted!
https://twitter.com/carly_booth8/status/1064342917555343361
This is so perfect, I can’t even.
https://twitter.com/FranticAntics/status/1064218243710242818
This person’s mom, R.E.S.P.E.C.T!
My mom listened to “I feel good” by James Brown when her divorce was finalized 🤣
— Swamp Child (@SwampChildMusic) November 18, 2018
Yaaaaaaaas!
Move Bitch x Ludacris https://t.co/m08aWvYrXd
— Filthy Milfy (@lexxluthaa) November 20, 2018
This and also, ‘Gotta Go My Own Way’ from High School Musical!
You can go your own way – Fleetwood Mac
— Steve Mac (@The_WaveWatcher) November 18, 2018
Yes, honey. Hence the divorce!
💞"She (expletive) Hates Me" – by Puddle of Mud💞
— TeeTee Terry (@teetee_terry) November 18, 2018
This would probably be at the top of my list. And on repeat!
Just turn around now! Cos you’re not welcome anymore!
https://twitter.com/TurtleDub616/status/1064680252830560256
“Guess I just lost my husband, I don’t know where he went!”
Pink's So What
— Cindy J 🐝 (@143Nats) November 18, 2018
I’m gonna get in trouble, I’m gonna start a fight!
Straight outta Bohemian Rhapsody!
Queen – I Want To Break Free
"…I want to break free from your lies
You're so self satisfied I don't need you.."Says it all really.
— 🌵🄱🄻🅄🄴🌵 (@Porcelaincactus) November 19, 2018
This song. Yes. Yes. Yes.
https://twitter.com/ashleysquyres/status/1064254007609253888
OMG, BOW DOWN!
Another One Bites the Dust
— Cris (@CEF241) November 18, 2018
But wait. The award for the most popular divorce song goes to… by a majority vote…
Thank u, next https://t.co/qjGGisDzGt
— Katie Michalczyk (@KatieMichalczyk) November 19, 2018
Thanku next @ArianaGrande https://t.co/ZfSeffQIWU
— tasha (@tashaxgoodwin) November 19, 2018
Thank u, next. https://t.co/ykx1cJRdhi
— BLM ミ☆ (@hiira_Rana) November 19, 2018
And when you’re on your third divorce, the lyrics will make so much sense: One taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain!
Now see, we be desi folks, and we love our sad Bollywood songs about heartbreak. But if you ask me, the ONLY song and dance routine to celebrate a divorce is this:
Because Ae Divorce Hai Mushkil unless you have a great breakup song to dance to!