Text fails are a part of everybody’s life. Some major, some minor, however, it seems like these petty goof-ups have found place in MY LIFE like nobody’s business! But, I know, I’m certain I’m not alone.
Contributing into this worldwide conundrum, popular American comedian and T.V host, Jimmy Fallon recently called out fans and viewers for a game to share their #textfail (s). Yes, that’s trending like wild fire!
And trust Twitter to come up with the most hysterical responses!
1. The baton that lead the drive!
Friend was texting his mom when the restaurant texted him to say his table was ready. He accidentally replied "Thanks, love you." #TextFail
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) December 7, 2016
2. So long, tards!
texted my boss and colleagues " won't be in, I'm sick today, regards" autocorrected "regards" to "retards". #textfail
— Greg Enwright (@gregenwright) December 7, 2016
3. Such allergies! Anyone?
https://twitter.com/Rowenhorsts/status/806587683321610240
4. The Sh*t shot!
Attempted to text a friend "I took five shots & I dedicated one to you". It took me 9 hours to realize I typed "5 sh*ts". #TextFail
— Jenn MacFadyen LAT, ATC (@ehcanuckATC) December 7, 2016
5. Sh*t after the shot!
One time I sent a poop emoji to my mom as a joke. She thought it was smiling chocolate ice cream and responded with "Delicious!". #TextFail
— Ed Hill (@kingedhill) December 8, 2016
6. *facepalm*
Texted dad I'd pay him when I "got laid" instead of "got paid", to which he asked if I had found that new job I was looking for #TextFail
— Magnum P.I (@__faaiiith) December 7, 2016
7. OKAY! Thank you for ruining chicken for me!
https://twitter.com/TheHikingDiva/status/806573543534297098
8. A different duck tale!
My boyfriend texted my mom to tell her that he grabbed my brother: "Taking your son dick hunting." He meant duck. #textfail @FallonTonight
— Taylor Bernhardt (@Tay_Bernhardt) December 7, 2016
9. LOL (the actual kind)
https://twitter.com/BCain_3/status/806600351428255744
10. Gay and happy!
There was a period of time when my phone autocorrected 'leaving' to 'lesbian.' I kept texting people 'I'm lesbian now.' #TextFail
— Leah (@leeeeeaaah) December 7, 2016
11. No action there!
wanted to text my new crush "you still owe me a kiss" but sent "you still owe me a kid." still no reply. :/ #TextFail
— Arlett (@lettiie_) December 7, 2016
12. A creamy one at that!
https://twitter.com/srszew18/status/806618741807214593
13. BURN
My friend text me that she ran a mile in under 12 minutes. Instead of replying "Wow you're fast!", I sent: "Wow you're fat!" #TextFail
— Justin Blankenship (@Padfoot93) December 7, 2016
14. *major facepalm*
I was leaving work so I texted my mom to let her know and I accidentally typed, "On my way hoe." #TextFail
— Brooke Archer (@brookearcherr) December 7, 2016
15. No flash here!
https://twitter.com/QmorrisKC/status/806592637977370626
16. Sibling to the rescue!
My mom asked me"what IDK,LY,&TTYL mean" so I replied "I don't know,love you, talk to you later"she said "ok,I'll ask your sister"😑 #TextFail
— 𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖓 💔 (@jordanco2u) December 7, 2016
17. About last night!
Texting a client whose call I missed – "sorry for kissing you last night" rather than "sorry for missing you" oops #textfail
— Jack Shute (@jackshute) December 7, 2016
18. Pot head!
Text to see if mom wanted to 'join' us for lunch
Me: Mom, wanna joint?
Her: WHAT!! calling you right now girly!! #TextFail @jimmyfallon— Jessica Carberry (@Jessberrie) December 7, 2016
19. Functional, I guess!
My dad who's a pastor, texted one of his church members & asked how he & his wife Anus (Amy) were doing. #autocorrect #textfail
— Abby|ABSHOW (@AbShow00) December 7, 2016
20. Moobs blues!
My boss sent out a company wide text message that said, "Gee, I have a bad case of the man boobs." He meant Mondays #TextFail @jimmyfallon
— Molly Ligon (@mollyligonn) December 7, 2016
21. Oopsy!
#TextFail I accidentally text my cousin- "Grandma is homosexual!! WHAT" … I meant "grandma is home from hospital!" oops!
— leah (@leahbale21) December 7, 2016
22. Viber-a-son!
https://twitter.com/thaliaevans/status/806588953226833920
23. ‘FML!’
My phone rang once. A follow-up text from my dad read, "Sorry, was a booty call". He meant butt dial. #TextFail
— Sarah Ortiz (@SarahOrtiz82) December 7, 2016
24. Asset talk!
#textfail @jimmyfallon @FallonTonight reply all "folks like throwing their big titles around"…accidentally replaced titles with titties…
— Sean M. O'Donnell 🇮🇪🇺🇸 (@SeanMODonnell1) December 7, 2016
25. Corny much!
Mom asked if I could bring porn for Thanksgiving. Meant to say corn. #TextFail
— Kim (@K_Cee_Sunshine) December 7, 2016
I don’t know about you but I’m still ROFL’ing. And I owe it you, Jimmy! You beautiful, funny man!
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