The Internet Spares None & Today Is Salman Khan’s Turn. Here’s How Twitter Responded.

Salman Khan has managed to “magically” evade his sentence hopefully until July, as the sessions court will be going on a summer holiday (I want one too). The Twitterati were obviously full of celebrations, but then again those who firmly believed that he deserved to serve a sentence in spite of their profound love for him also expressed their opinion. In short, Twitter exploded:

1. Haha. Makes sense this one:

Salman to star in Bollywood remake of Shawshank Redemption. He’s going to play the judge. #SalmanBailOrJail

— Sanjay Manaktala (@smanak) May 8, 2015

 

2. Hear hear, Hearish!

Harish Salvage

— Hakunazomatata (@Stupidosaur) May 8, 2015

 

3. Flipkart, hire this guy.

Indian judiciary system should be on the Flipkart’s product list so anyone who could afford can buy it like others do! #SalmanBailOrJail

— Rahul Gandhi Fan (@OffceOfRG) May 8, 2015

 

4. The ‘satyavachan’ of Ramesh Srivats

So, what’s happening this Friday? Salman Khan release.

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) May 8, 2015

 

5. Rajdeep Sardesai who feels he could have covered something more important than such trivial news

Friday lunch delayed! Have to anchor breaking news on @BeingSalmanKhan . Would have preferred covering the UK elections!!

— Rajdeep Sardesai (@sardesairajdeep) May 8, 2015

 

6. Ummm… Errr…. Okay then.

Now Aamir Khan will do a Salmaneva Jayate show on judicial delays, shed crocodile tears, earn 2 crores & party with Salman #SalmanBailOrJail

— Prasanna Karthik R (@prasannakarthik) May 8, 2015

 

7. The million dollar  Rs. 30 lakhs/day question

(I don’t know if courts selectively work correctly for VIPs. Or selectively work badly for them.)

— SayNoToPaneer (@sidin) May 8, 2015

 

8. I’d like to see how this would turn out to be:

In next hearing,Salman lawyer will prove.. no one died that night. #SalmanBailOrJail

— Debashish (@debashish_30) May 8, 2015

 

9. This guy provides the step by step guide for all who wish to serve jail time

How to escape jail : 1) be famous 2) Be rich 3)Do crime 4)start charity.. This will ensure no jail even if you murder. #SalmanBailOrJail

— SanJr (@sansawant100) May 8, 2015

 

10. *Silently wipes tears of laughter*

After #SalmanBail Bollywood stars give their first reactions towards Indian judiciary sustem! #SalmanBailOrJail pic.twitter.com/i255Zmd2GD

— Ashesh (@ashesh_dxb) May 8, 2015

 

11. He’s using logical reasoning correctly:

“Apple 6” is not equal to “6 Apples”. In the same way “Human Being” is not equal to “Being Human”. #Bhaitards #SalmanBailOrJail

— Concerned Indian (@Concerned_Tweep) May 8, 2015

Well they all make sense, but all these apart where is Singer Abhijeet? Why haven’t we seen his tweet about this yet?