A couple of days ago I got the shocker of my life when the internet served me a platter of ‘Nutella Biryani’. Among the many heartbreaking things happening in the world RN, I never thought I would see someone enjoy the sweet hazelnut cocoa spread with my favourite savoury dish. But if that wasn’t enough to annoy me, someone soon decided to stuff Maggi in pani puri and the foodie in me felt brokenhearted by this blasphemy.
But as I was trying to move on with my life, there came someone who probably thought ‘aese kaise BC’ and made OREO BHAJIYA for crying out loud!
Someone I know made OREO BHAJIYA and posted a picture on instagram 🤐🤐🤐 pic.twitter.com/eNCjP4crYm
— BhayanakPuppy (@BhayanakPuppy) June 3, 2020
But thankfully, there were people like me who thought, ‘Iski complain kahan karu?’ Here’s how they reacted to this nightmare:
How to unsee this
— SwatKat💃 (@swatic12) June 3, 2020
— 🌙 (@ArbabiWaqasi) June 3, 2020
You should be suspended for posting 🤬👿
— Thinking Indian (Dr.Nikunj) (@Nikunj21129) June 3, 2020
— Aaj Ka Suvi-4 (@suviter) June 3, 2020
https://twitter.com/_tanvi_07/status/1268175526281089030
— Harsh Parmar / हर्ष परमार (@ItsHarshParmar) June 3, 2020
The end is near….I can see very clearly here…one cannot be more inhuman!!!
— The Heisenberg (@m_walter_white) June 3, 2020
— Dulfy | ダルフィ (@DulfyOP) June 3, 2020
Iss Aadmi ko paap lagega..
— DJ (@Jaaliengineer) June 3, 2020
— Siddarth (@ImSiddarth) June 4, 2020
Give me the link i want to donate my eyes
— Abhi-Sake (@abhisinha_) June 3, 2020
what should be minimum saza under law for this?
— Meme Addict (@proindianguy) June 3, 2020
Pakore ❎
Pakoreo ☑️— RS (@AwaraRish) June 3, 2020
So painful to the eyes
— Anuj Khurana 🇮🇳 (@HaddHaiYaar) June 3, 2020
Account report kiya ya nahi???
— Radha ✍🏽 (@SharmiliChudail) June 3, 2020
This is equivalent to a pandemic
— Sportify Sports Globally (@AhujaAditya90) June 3, 2020
Cleary, the lockdown has taken over people’s cognitive ability to differentiate between what’s okay and what’s FORBIDDEN. BRB, I need a moment of peace RN.
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