14 Things ‘Not-So-Regular’ Drinkers Do When They Drink

There are many people out there who don’t believe in drinking every weekend or fortnight or month. Or believe in drinking at all. What happens when friends of these people force them to drink once in a blue moon?

Take a look at all the things these people do when they drink and can’t handle it.

1. They never take it slow. They always drink it quickly and instantly feel tipsy

By the time you take your first sip, you realise your friend is already tipsy!

 

2. Talk non-stop. For some reason, they want to talk about anything and everything that they know

And this is just the beginning!

 

3. It moves on to cracking stupid jokes that only they laugh at

More than their jokes, you laugh at their condition.

 

4. That slurred speech and not-so-straight walk is a clear sign they are completely out of their senses

Seriously? High already?

 

5. They dance with extra enthusiasm like this is the last night of their life

How do I even control you?

 

6. They lose their inhibitions and spill out everything that they were holding inside

In that flow, they also spill out your secrets! *Sigh*

 

7. Then suddenly go all quiet. Like they are in some shock

Wonder what happened suddenly?

 

8. But then again, they come back in form and demand for more drinks

Bro, you need to chill.

 

9. All they want to do is bottoms up and then dance some more or crack some more lame jokes

All you do is keep the glasses away from them.

 

10. After a point, they get all emotional and start ranting about their counter half

It’s okay bro. Chill. Shit happens.

 

11. They either start abusing their group mates or express extra love with hugs and kisses

Calm the fuck down already.

 

12. They call or text their exes/friends they are not talking to anymore

What do I snatch first? Their phone or the drink?

 

13. Finally, they puke it all out and feel fine again

And you’re just wondering how can 2 pints/pegs make them so high that they reach the point of puking?

 

14. They call you up next morning with a heavy head and ask you all about the previous night

All you do is send them a video of what they did or smile and say, “Nothing, you had the time of your life.” 🙂

If only alcohol had that immediate effect on you, you would save so much money and have the same kind of fun. But to handle these friends and watch them have fun is the best thing about these drinking sessions. 😉

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