First dates can be tricky. Sometimes you come off as charming. Sometimes you accidentally drop scalding hot coffee on the guy’s pants. Yeah, it’s a tough world out there. What you say at the end of the first date can be pretty important.
So here are the 10 things you should NEVER say at the end of a first date:
1. You’ve got a great rack
Okay so you like my girls. But is that the best compliment you can come up with?
2. Shall we take this back to my place?
No. We shall not take this anywhere.
3. Would you like to adopt a pet together?
Whaaaat? Would you like to move in together and get married too?
4. What’s your caste?
Why? We aren’t getting married yet! And well if that’s important to you, we’re never ever going out again. *drops mic
5. Are you going to write about me on your blog?
Just because I’m a writer and have a blog doesn’t mean you’re going to end up on it. *rolls eyes
6. You wear a lot of makeup
Well duh! We were out on a date! I’m not showing you my dark circles just yet!
7. You remind me of my dad
No girl, I don’t want to be your daddy. Yet.
8. My husband will be home shortly
*runs away
9. So, how much do you earn?
Would you like to take a look at my salary slip?
10. You’ve been cranky this evening. Are you on your period?
DO NOT ask me about my period. I can be cranky for dozens of other reasons.
11. What do feel about threesomes?
*rendered speechless
12. I googled you. You looked way hotter in your photographs.
Ahh…what can I say? The camera loves me. Okay, leave now. *burn
Here’s hoping you get a second date! 🙂