Politician Says Modi Became ‘Fairer’ After Eating Mushrooms Of ₹80K And The Jokes Are Dark!

Indian politicians sometimes say the most bizarre things. From “ladkon se galti ho jaati hai” to things like “politics is in your shit, it’s in your pants; it’s everywhere” it’s almost like words come out of their mouths before they can think twice!

According to Times Now, in another strange statement, Rahul Gandhi’s ally, Alpesh Thakor said something absolutely ridiculous about PM Modi.

Thakor, in a Gujarat rally, said that NaMo was a “dark” person, but became “fair” after eating five mushrooms each worth Rs. 80,000 every day. Twitter obviously couldn’t control its laughter and started to make “imported mushroom” jokes!

1. Eating imported mushrooms changed Obama’s eye colour too apparently!

Pic 1: Obama Before eating imported mushroom

Pic 2: Obama After eating imported mushroom pic.twitter.com/TUsIzCVyax

— Krishna (@Atheist_Krishna) December 12, 2017

2. It’s like mushrooms increase your fashion quotient too.

https://twitter.com/iAnkurSingh/status/940513214747459584

3. Night mode what’s that? Mushrooms to the rescue!

Imported mushroom. pic.twitter.com/RZk5RrBE4z

— Aarpee (@TweetsofRP) December 12, 2017

4. Virushka, Twitter wants to know!

Donno ne kitne imported mushroom khaye honge🙄 pic.twitter.com/ECc8DAK9kA

— Akshay (@AkshayKatariyaa) December 12, 2017

5. Fair and Lovely vs Mushrooms!

Imported Mushrooms V/s Fair & Lovely !!!! pic.twitter.com/ou3a08G9et

— उपासना (@i_upasana) December 12, 2017

6. Kajol joined the trend too!

1.Kajol before imported mushroom
2.Kajol after imported mushroom pic.twitter.com/hddbgKI6t9

— RITIK HMP (@RitikRai619) December 12, 2017

7. It’s almost like Arbaaz Khan transformed into a different person…

1. Before eating imported Mushrooms
2. After eating imported Mushrooms pic.twitter.com/VfdQn0L2bv

— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) December 12, 2017

8. Mushrooms and Tide fighting for white supremacy!

Aapke kapdon ki safedi ke liye. pic.twitter.com/PYklTPnzz9

— Kachra Peti (@kachra_peti) December 12, 2017

10. Modi Ji, you can’t deny your swagger level hiked too!

Pic 1: When you eat Desi Mushrooms

Pic 2: When you eat Videshi Mushrooms pic.twitter.com/5AFVz85ZNi

— Akshay Kanitkar (@akshaykanitkar) December 12, 2017

11. Whiteness and happiness are equally proportionate. DUH!

Pehle main bahut kaala tha aur hamesha udaas rehta tha phir kisi ne mujhe imported mushrooms ke baare mein bataya. Maine saari zameen jaaydaad bech ke kuchh imported mushrooms li aur ab mera rang saaf ho gaya hai aur main khush rehta hoon. pic.twitter.com/HA6SA3QkZS

— Gentle Giant (@iKunaal) December 12, 2017

12. Tinsel town’s divas followed suit too!

https://twitter.com/vikasthink/status/940533683622211584

13. MJ started the mushroom revolution. We give credit where credit is due!

Imported mushroom sabse pehle Michael jackson ne khaaye the 😹😹 pic.twitter.com/n7dYFKgQK6

— Nihu (@Chal_Jhoothi) December 12, 2017

14. Arrey Kejru actually followed something Modi said. Which side did the sun rise from today?

Pic 1: @ArvindKejriwal before eating imported mushroom

Pic 2: Sadji after eating imported mushrooms (as well as samosas and thaalis) pic.twitter.com/mnpmA4luBM

— Aditya Tiwari (@adt007ad) December 12, 2017

15. Friend to RaGa- “Bro what’s you fairness secret?”

Two Indias – one that eats mushroom and one that doesn’t eat mushrooms. pic.twitter.com/3y4qpON0ho

— Vivek Ranjan Agnihotri (@vivekagnihotri) December 12, 2017

16. Finally, Britishers are listening to Indians!

People in Britain are fair because Modi told them to eat mushroom pic.twitter.com/kvXeUEMuDs

— Rahul Roushan (@rahulroushan) December 12, 2017

17. The expression is still of confusion though!

Before eating Mushroom
After eating Chara pic.twitter.com/BQB8bkntoV

— Spinny News (@SpinnyNews) December 12, 2017

18. When Rajnikanth follows a trend it means you have made it!

Rajnikant before And after eating imported mushroom pic.twitter.com/VvUHSz5LJg

— आत्मनिर्भर! Bhrustrated (@FunMauji) December 12, 2017

19. Steve Jobs, you’re alive and participating in an Indian trend!?

Before and after eating imported mushroom. Vote for congress. pic.twitter.com/TnNXV2ZDsU

— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) December 12, 2017

20. Dhawan must say we liked the outfit choices before though!

Shikhar Dhawan before and after eating imported Mushroom pic.twitter.com/kntl5t6ctW

— Rishi Kapoor (@Chintscrap) December 12, 2017

21. UPs favourite, Mayawati is still looking annoyed after shrooms, (aren’t they supposed to calm you down, just asking?)

Pic 1: Mayawati Before eating imported mushroom

Pic 2: Mayawati After eating imported mushroom pic.twitter.com/mkOpj4SEBn

— CA. Dheeraj Shukla (@dheerajshukl21) December 12, 2017

22. That fairness graph though!

a little edit. pic.twitter.com/RTTLWy9lh2

— Nikhil (@niquotein) December 12, 2017

I guess now we’ll never know if it’s a filter, Fair and Lovely or mushrooms!?