See the point is, you can’t teach people to be lazy, they either have it or they don’t. And being lazy is a serious affair, you can’t just pretend to be lazy when you are thinking about excel sheets and marketing ideas in your head. Then you are a faker and we would have thrown you out of the group if we weren’t so lazy.
Also, we don’t have a group because it requires a lot of efforts.
Coming back, (I feel tired already btw) you really need to believe in one thing to be a genuinely lazy person, and that one this is NOTHING. I am serious. Believing is too much effort in itself, you need to think over it, feel it and then accept it. That’s two verbs in just one sentence (you see what I did there? I didn’t count all the verbs. Why? Because, lazy) and so much of work frightens lazy people.
To make sure that negative energies (bad energies that compel you to work) don’t ever manage to get anything done from you, you must know these lazy people rules:
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If you didn’t read anything and scrolled down straight, I am proud of you, welcome to the group.
If you did read the lines, then make them your new Hanumaan Chaalisa from today, everytime someone asks you to do something, start chanting, “this too shall pass.”