Why Monday, why?
Monday sucks. It is the day that makes you question not only last night but your entire life decisions. It is so fucking impossible to lift yourself up on a Monday when you are hungover; when you tried so hard to sleep at 12 and ended up sleeping at 3:00 am and now it’s almost time to go back to your mundane life and sulk.
Words would fail to justify how homicidal I feel on a Monday. But these illustrations by an Instagram account called TinyMorningSketches will give you a take on what I mean.
1. No cancel button on this one?
2. Kill me now.
3. Just one more day of sleep, please.
4. Apocalypse is okay, save me from a Monday, please.
5. See Monday, no one likes you.
6. Literally, no one.
7. You brain freeze me, Monday.
8. Monday scenes
9. Every hour of Monday is such a loathing.
10. Just not today. I need my life back, Monday!
11. If it wasn’t evident enough, I am not a Monday person.
12. Well, who cares about matching socks on a Monday?
13. The hungover Monday.
14. Bite me, Monday.
15. But look, she has a solution too.
Start weekends from Wednesday, so you are sober on Sunday. Sounds like a brilliant advice. Doesn’t it? Anyone?
As much as you hate Mondays, I know you made it to work today.
You can pat yourself on the back now.