15 ‘Not-So-Serious’ Reasons Why It’s Great To Be A Woman, After All

Amid all the tension that is building up these days, we have restrained ourselves from celebrating us. I firmly reckon that there aren’t many reasons to do so. Neither do we have any opportunity nor the goodness of this world to make us happy, which is burning down in flames.

However, there is never a good enough reason to remain sad for longer than usual. Here’s a list of “light”, “sexist”, “discriminating” and “chauvinist ” things to make you feel better:

1. Innumerable options for clothes and jewelry

Tell me about it.

 

2. Multiple choices for shoes and accessories

Let me buy a little bit of heaven.

 

3. You get to talk it out

So much so, that you never stop.

 

4. Blame it on your periods!

Hurts like hell.

 

5. Cry out loud with no inhibitions

You’re allowed to do that.

 

6. Multiple Orgasms

*Some nasty ideas*

 

7. No public boners

*Save the pleasure*

 

8. Free drinks, free entry

Ladies night, FTW !!

 

9. Be a badass, shove up some abuses

Teri ma ka sakinaka 😛

 

10. Pull off cheap (less expensive) clothes with utter grace

Sarojni ke kapde pehen ke jati madam disco..

 

11. Do childish stuff and still be cute

Awww 🙂

 

12. We live longer

We do. BURN men!

 

13. No facial hair

..because we get them removed.

 

14. Rich inner lives

Haha, talk about that.

 

15. And because BOOBS (.) (.)

Feeling any better? No intention whatsoever to wake the dragon of all feminist women out there.

It is just a stupid claptrap, but if you giggled even once while reading this or any memory of anyone/ anything came to your mind which apparently took your mind off the disturbing things that are happening around, my job is done.

Cheers!

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